It is my noble right.
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We used to tell new team guys that
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This is so true, like you have some kind of mental illness even though you embody true moderation in eating. The thing alot of people donāt understand as well is that the more you eat healthy, the more your physical intolerance for junk goes up. Like yeah, I can eat out with you, but iāll also be suffering the ramifications and feel under the weather for the next few days if I donāt make the right choices.
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This is a good question.
1.) Once I was in a gym and was trying to hit a 495 deadlift for a triple. Right as I have my headphones in, my PR song starting, this stunning woman taps me on the back and asks me āAre you going to lift that over your head?ā She was serious.
I had that deer in the headlights moment and just said āNo.ā
Her BF/Personal trainer was frowning behind her (donāt know which,) but she completely threw me off and to this day I still want a 500 lb clean and press.
2.) Instead of carrying a tub of creatine around, I just put some in a zip-lock bag to carry around in my gym bag. My family flushed it because they assumed it was a drug/steroids.
3.) Maybe I deserve this one, but I was on vacation with a group and while planning a fishing day, someone said we needed to get a big breakfast in otherwise Iād eat the bait to get enough protein and they would have to quit early.
4.) Iāve been assumed to be gay multiple times, with being in shape listed as a common reason. Oddly enough itās only straight men and women who do that.
5.) One of my first kitchen jobs had me scared shitless. I didnāt know anything, had the wrong clothes, my parents dropped me off, all the equipment was unfamiliar, and I had already been confronted by a cholo in the walk-in asking me what the fuck I was doing there. I was loading a hotel pan of garlic and olive oil into an oven to roast it. Later that day a good co-worked mentioned āDude, I was wondering why you were shaking with that garlic. Youāre the biggest dude here.ā
So big guys canāt be scared. And I burned the garlic.
6.) I never get in fights, but Iāve had a lot of friends who ask me to tag along to just look threatening. They never warn me before though.
7.) I had a friend in my DnD group try to write stat blocks for everyone in real life, and he made my strength score 17 and my intelligence 10. Iām still not sure how I feel about that.
I want details.
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I wonder why.
I no longer wonder.
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Wanna pump and hump?
Minas Morgul symbolā¦ skull with quarter moon
A very good friend of mine was a wildland firefighter for years. My hat is off to all of you. That is a tough ass job. Not to mention dangerous.
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People assume I can/will fight because Iām strong for my size.
They tend to forget that since I have no fight training, āmass moves massā holds trueā¦ and also that Iām very risk averse when it comes to physical danger