[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:
100?
lol
I M M O R T A L[/quote]
About time you showed up.
[quote]biglifter wrote:
[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:
100?
lol
I M M O R T A L[/quote]
About time you showed up.
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Whats the rush? Who’s going anywhere?
PFFFT! Pack of haters. OP, I say live your dreams or die trying.
Matter of fact, what’s your birthdate? I’ll put it in my outlook calendar for a January 2076 callout.
[quote]Otep wrote:
PFFFT! Pack of haters. OP, I say live your dreams or die trying.
Matter of fact, what’s your birthdate? I’ll put it in my outlook calendar for a January 2076 callout.[/quote]
Don’t forget to invite my clones to the party. They will want chocolate cake and some of your women.
[quote]Professor X wrote:
[quote]Otep wrote:
PFFFT! Pack of haters. OP, I say live your dreams or die trying.
Matter of fact, what’s your birthdate? I’ll put it in my outlook calendar for a January 2076 callout.[/quote]
Don’t forget to invite my clones to the party. They will want chocolate cake and some of your women.[/quote]
You got it. I imagine by then we’ll have space-wimmenz.
[quote]Professor X wrote:
[quote]Otep wrote:
PFFFT! Pack of haters. OP, I say live your dreams or die trying.
Matter of fact, what’s your birthdate? I’ll put it in my outlook calendar for a January 2076 callout.[/quote]
Don’t forget to invite my clones to the party. They will want chocolate cake and some of your women.[/quote]
LOL!
A toast: “May you live to be 100 and the last voice you hear is mine”
[quote]biglifter wrote:
Due to the fact I have an uncommon zest for life, I’ve decided that living slightly past 100 is in order. I will accept 98 of these years to be with unaided mobility, no chronic illnesses present and higher than average cognitive function for a ninety-something. The final two, it’s okay if everything goes to hell just to cross the finish line. My top three steps to get where I want to be (in no particular order):
Refrain from use of ALL medications
Stress management - Study and practice well above some crappy corporate ‘we care about our employees’ 4 week course
Live with intense purpose
Barriers:
No male relative at least 3 generations back has made it past 90
Not sure if long-term powerlifting is conducive to the whole mobility at 90 thing <<< looks at foam roller
Suggestions? Think genetics makes the final call? Anyone who makes it to 100 with me, I’ll buy some protein… or a steak… or whatever you buy each other at that time.
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STart by moving out of the US so that your doctor will try to keep you healthy instead of saving money for your insurer.
[quote]Fat Bastard. wrote:
[quote]biglifter wrote:
Due to the fact I have an uncommon zest for life, I’ve decided that living slightly past 100 is in order. I will accept 98 of these years to be with unaided mobility, no chronic illnesses present and higher than average cognitive function for a ninety-something. The final two, it’s okay if everything goes to hell just to cross the finish line. My top three steps to get where I want to be (in no particular order):
Refrain from use of ALL medications
Stress management - Study and practice well above some crappy corporate ‘we care about our employees’ 4 week course
Live with intense purpose
Barriers:
No male relative at least 3 generations back has made it past 90
Not sure if long-term powerlifting is conducive to the whole mobility at 90 thing <<< looks at foam roller
Suggestions? Think genetics makes the final call? Anyone who makes it to 100 with me, I’ll buy some protein… or a steak… or whatever you buy each other at that time.
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STart by moving out of the US so that your doctor will try to keep you healthy instead of saving money for your insurer.
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Wow…I think you have that backwards. Insurance companies currently rule your medical care…well, not for long, I guess.
Time to dust off a golden oldie:
Mcleod had the perfect life. All he wanted was to live peacefully with his wife, a few geese and a bad Scottish accent, but his immortality had other ideas. He already had all he wanted, but the very thing that he possessed and most men would kill for ended up being his curse.
Until they released Highlander 2: The Quickening.
Many smokers forget that smoking doesn’t kill you in one minute.
You get emphazema or lung cancer and go really slow.
And no one who’s about to get hit by a car thinks quickly in their last monent “Damn it maybe I should’ve smoked anyway!”
[quote]pushharder wrote:
- I hereby pledge to begin using my prostate even more than I already do.[/quote]
So, you’re caught the ghey? I don’t think that is going to help with living longer part.
Also OP, avoid the following high at-risk groups when choosing your sexual partners:
- Prostitutes
- Gay men
- Intravenous Drug Users
*at risk for HIV
[quote]Nards wrote:
Many smokers forget that smoking doesn’t kill you in one minute.
You get emphazema or lung cancer and go really slow.
And no one who’s about to get hit by a car thinks quickly in their last monent “Damn it maybe I should’ve smoked anyway!”[/quote]
If they could feel for themselves how their quality of life would improve so much I bet it would be great motivation to quit. I really had no idea. It’s too bad it takes so long to feel or people might not go back and forth so much.
That said, if I were diagnosed to die soon, I would run out and go buy a pack!
[quote]therajraj wrote:
Also OP, avoid the following high at-risk groups when choosing your sexual partners:
- Prostitutes
- Gay men
- Intravenous Drug Users[/quote]
Well, all 3 were penciled in for next month. But since I agree that’s a very valid consideration, I guess I’ll stick to my wife.
[quote]debraD wrote:
[quote]Nards wrote:
Many smokers forget that smoking doesn’t kill you in one minute.
You get emphazema or lung cancer and go really slow.
And no one who’s about to get hit by a car thinks quickly in their last monent “Damn it maybe I should’ve smoked anyway!”[/quote]
If they could feel for themselves how their quality of life would improve so much I bet it would be great motivation to quit. I really had no idea. It’s too bad it takes so long to feel or people might not go back and forth so much.
That said, if I were diagnosed to die soon, I would run out and go buy a pack!
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Oh… it’s YOU, Deb. Funny, but I didn’t understand anything you said. I didn’t recognize you without your avatar.
[quote]debraD wrote:
[quote]Nards wrote:
Many smokers forget that smoking doesn’t kill you in one minute.
You get emphazema or lung cancer and go really slow.
And no one who’s about to get hit by a car thinks quickly in their last monent “Damn it maybe I should’ve smoked anyway!”[/quote]
If they could feel for themselves how their quality of life would improve so much I bet it would be great motivation to quit. I really had no idea. It’s too bad it takes so long to feel or people might not go back and forth so much.
That said, if I were diagnosed to die soon, I would run out and go buy a pack!
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I said the same thing in a quitting smoking thread two or three weeks ago…if CNN said an asteroid was going to kill us all tomorrow I’d be off to 7-11 for beer and cigarettes. Emphazema, I mean emphasis on the cigarettes.
Cigarettes and booze would be what you would load up on?
If I knew I was going to die soon, I would try all the hard crap that looks cool in movies like heroin and cocaine.
Am I the only one who has always been curious as to what heavy drugs feels like? I remember googling what does heroin feel like and someone described it as an orgasm that occurs over your whole body.
Well, yeah, there would be that. But hey, I’m being realistic here…I don’t have the money for that sort of stuff!