[quote]michael2507 wrote:
Mr. Clean & Jerk wrote:
The thread should have ended here…
Without a Bruce Lee mention? Preposterous.
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When I was a kid I wanted to marry Bruce Lee and Elive Presley both.
Oh why oh why couldn’t that have happened.
[quote]Mr. Clean & Jerk wrote:
Beowolf wrote:
Professor X wrote:
Mr. Clean & Jerk wrote:
Nikiforos wrote:
This is a repost of what Bob Sapp wrote in another forum before buying a plane ticket to Japan. He didn’t bury the myth altogether, but he did alright!
The thread should have ended here…but no.
The dumbass regulator is apparently off line.
We have one of those now? Is that what Anaconda does?
Well, had one of those. It burst into flames somewhere between the segue from Page 1 to Page 2 of this thread. The Professor took it to the shop last time, and…NOT DOING IT!
Touches finger to nose[/quote]
I wonder who’d be better at fixin it? A genius rocket scientist or a hick mechanic?
[quote]OctoberGirl wrote:
michael2507 wrote:
Mr. Clean & Jerk wrote:
The thread should have ended here…
Without a Bruce Lee mention? Preposterous.
When I was a kid I wanted to marry Bruce Lee and Elive Presley both.
Oh why oh why couldn’t that have happened.
[/quote]
Elvis rocks but I would never marry him. The Sun records stuff was the best of coarse but I even like his over produced cheesy Las Vegas stuff. ie “Its Now or Never” He lost his edge when he went into the army IMO. All of a sudden he became a house hold figure and the rebel image disappeared.
He started to rely too much on his manager that changed his image from the leather wearing badass to the fried banana eating cheese ball. Sad. You know he never wrote any of his own tunes, but he was the first white guy that had the soul and feel of a black guy.
Add a few of his signature “hicup vocables” (later copied by Buddy Holly) and you get one badass King of Rock n Roll. I could go on and on I love rock n roll history. Its part of the reason America is so great. Someday I’ll have to follow in the footsteps of Paul Simon and go to Graceland.
We now resume our regularly broad casted E-Fight.
Only the kool kids fight.
Only the l337 use guns.
[quote]Zap Branigan wrote:
bigblue244 wrote:
duhast234 wrote:
This thread is all about fighting. Im ready to kick some literary ass. I am sick and tired of all the MMA assholes weighing 150 lbs saying they can whoop a 250 lb bodybuilder. Also, I am against bodybuilders with red hair. Im pissed off, ragin, and ready to split heads with the above fuck sticks.
Ive been kickin at these little wanna be badass mma twirlers since the sport was introduced, and ill be kickin them all the way to the grave. They are a bunch of angry bitches with short mans syndrome. Im verbally calling out all you MMA fucks. You are small light pussies.
160 lb. jiu-jitsu black belt Pedro Sauer in a bare-knuckled fight against 260 lb. Mr. Utah.
Hard to see what happened.
Whoever edited it showed the 2 punches the little guy landed over and over and then froze it at the moment the big guy may have tapped out.
Pretty pathetic fighting display.[/quote]
Your observation on the editing and such is right on. Very crappy quality and hard to really tell what was going on besides the submission at the end.
To say it is a pretty pathetic fighting display is retarded, unless you are a bjj black belt able to fight athletes 100 lbs. bigger than you and not die.
[quote]Xylene wrote:
Only the kool kids fight.
Only the l337 use guns.
:)[/quote]
Save that for the “Random Acts of Violence” thread. ROFL.
[quote]mr_slick wrote:
Xylene wrote:
Only the kool kids fight.
Only the l337 use guns.
Save that for the “Random Acts of Violence” thread. ROFL.[/quote]
Don’t worry…I got more stuff to load there 
It’s the dangdest thing, I suddenly don’t want this thread to die.
BTW, the crazy hick mechanic said the dumbass detector is broken and we have to spring for the new one. This is the model TC decided on, it’s going to be a cool $15 mil. Donations to be paid c/o Mr. Clean & Jerk, PM me to send me the cash.
[quote]duhast234 wrote:
This thread is all about fighting. Im ready to kick some literary ass. I am sick and tired of all the MMA assholes weighing 150 lbs saying they can whoop a 250 lb bodybuilder. Also, I am against bodybuilders with red hair. Im pissed off, ragin, and ready to split heads with the above fuck sticks.
Ive been kickin at these little wanna be badass mma twirlers since the sport was introduced, and ill be kickin them all the way to the grave. They are a bunch of angry bitches with short mans syndrome. Im verbally calling out all you MMA fucks. You are small light pussies. [/quote]
This thread is silly. The attitude is all wrong. That goes for little kids doing jujitsu and walking around with a bad attitude as well.
I was always puzzled by why mma was so resisted in the states.
I know it is a violent sport but the practitioners tend to be good men. Though with the popularity of mma, more people are doing it or pretending to do mma. Though it seems there is this huge influx of bad attitudes, by people who dabble in training and by people like you who seem offended that anybody smaller than you could beat you in a fight.
What is the point? It isn’t like people are going around fighting in the streets testing their abilities against each other. And you would never face a guy who is a pro or good enough to be a pro. It seems these guys know better most of the time and tend to have good attitudes. Pros don’t fight for free. Not everybody who grapples and trains mma is good at it. So could you beat one of these guys, sure why not?
What would be the point though? You beat a kid with a bad attitude who trains a little bit.
[quote]bigblue244 wrote:
Zap Branigan wrote:
bigblue244 wrote:
duhast234 wrote:
This thread is all about fighting. Im ready to kick some literary ass. I am sick and tired of all the MMA assholes weighing 150 lbs saying they can whoop a 250 lb bodybuilder. Also, I am against bodybuilders with red hair. Im pissed off, ragin, and ready to split heads with the above fuck sticks.
Ive been kickin at these little wanna be badass mma twirlers since the sport was introduced, and ill be kickin them all the way to the grave. They are a bunch of angry bitches with short mans syndrome. Im verbally calling out all you MMA fucks. You are small light pussies.
160 lb. jiu-jitsu black belt Pedro Sauer in a bare-knuckled fight against 260 lb. Mr. Utah.
Hard to see what happened.
Whoever edited it showed the 2 punches the little guy landed over and over and then froze it at the moment the big guy may have tapped out.
Pretty pathetic fighting display.
Your observation on the editing and such is right on. Very crappy quality and hard to really tell what was going on besides the submission at the end.
To say it is a pretty pathetic fighting display is retarded, unless you are a bjj black belt able to fight athletes 100 lbs. bigger than you and not die. [/quote]
My daughter throws better punches than both those clowns. It was pathetic.
This forum is getting worse.
Ha, you’re great man MMA fighters are MMA fighters because they are good at what they do, and thats their job. People who boast about being tough usually get whoop by the smaller, kinder guy, because no rage comes out until they need to let it out.
You don’t earn respect from picking on kids and beatin them up you earn respect by helping the kids, and defending those who need help. Fighting is a technique it isn’t all physical, its mental and how you connect you punches, kicks, knees, elbows to the persons body.
Be careful of how you run around bad mouthing people.
[quote]Zap Branigan wrote:
bigblue244 wrote:
Zap Branigan wrote:
bigblue244 wrote:
duhast234 wrote:
This thread is all about fighting. Im ready to kick some literary ass. I am sick and tired of all the MMA assholes weighing 150 lbs saying they can whoop a 250 lb bodybuilder. Also, I am against bodybuilders with red hair. Im pissed off, ragin, and ready to split heads with the above fuck sticks.
Ive been kickin at these little wanna be badass mma twirlers since the sport was introduced, and ill be kickin them all the way to the grave. They are a bunch of angry bitches with short mans syndrome. Im verbally calling out all you MMA fucks. You are small light pussies.
160 lb. jiu-jitsu black belt Pedro Sauer in a bare-knuckled fight against 260 lb. Mr. Utah.
Hard to see what happened.
Whoever edited it showed the 2 punches the little guy landed over and over and then froze it at the moment the big guy may have tapped out.
Pretty pathetic fighting display.
Your observation on the editing and such is right on. Very crappy quality and hard to really tell what was going on besides the submission at the end.
To say it is a pretty pathetic fighting display is retarded, unless you are a bjj black belt able to fight athletes 100 lbs. bigger than you and not die.
My daughter throws better punches than both those clowns. It was pathetic.[/quote]
So…was that video filmed in the late 40s or what? Someone explain why the video quality can be that poor.
[quote]analog_kid wrote:So…was that video filmed in the late 40s or what? Someone explain why the video quality can be that poor.
[/quote]
Very 1st camera phone?? :X
[quote]FightinIrish26 wrote:
Hahaha. This shit again…
If you know how to fight in a bar, then you got what you need to live, MMA or bodybuilding be damned…[/quote]
True that, until somebody pulls a gun. I’m a survivor of many bar fights, and have a scar to prove it. So there.
I once blocked a beer bottle thrown at me with my Fender. It bounced off and crashed onto the floor in front of me. And I only missed one note.
I think it’s funny to watch people talk shit about MMA athletes myself.
The boxer Tommy Morrison who schedules a fight, then refuses to participate unless it is turned to a boxing match, wins a boxing match (duh) and acts like it proves boxing is tougher than MMA, other athletes who feel like their testosterone throne is in jeopardy because their sport now looks like a tea party and random weight lifting schmucks who think big and properly shaped muscles make them tough.
Now I have participated in plenty of sports and loved them all, but I have to say MMA is my favorite, tied with different variations of wrestling.
I weigh 215 lbs and currently am at 9% body fat which is three percentage points higher than when i am competing. According to a previous post that makes me significantly bigger than you, Original Poster and I have been training in MMA and related sports for just under 10 years now.
I’ve been weight training and conditioning my cardio for longer than that and i would bet in real life you wouldn’t tell me you think you can beat any old MMA athlete because you lift weights. So do we, and we are trained to fight.
I also bet my 150 lb team mates would take you to school and back, eat your lunch on the way and use you to mop the floor of any mess they made while eating your lunch.
Also, if they ate like a body builder rather than an MMA athlete and continued to train like they do, they would reach their natural weight close to yours in a few days and then blow by your in lean mass amounts in a matter of weeks.
[quote]duhast234 wrote:
This thread is all about fighting. Im ready to kick some literary ass. I am sick and tired of all the MMA assholes weighing 150 lbs saying they can whoop a 250 lb bodybuilder. Also, I am against bodybuilders with red hair. Im pissed off, ragin, and ready to split heads with the above fuck sticks.
Ive been kickin at these little wanna be badass mma twirlers since the sport was introduced, and ill be kickin them all the way to the grave. They are a bunch of angry bitches with short mans syndrome. Im verbally calling out all you MMA fucks. You are small light pussies. [/quote]
You are ‘verbally’(?) calling them out, huh? On the internet? Now that’s tough!
I must be fucking crazy, because I never spend one moment worrying about shit like this.
Gosh, everyone’s so tough on the internet.
Muh-Fukas Str8 Gangsta, BITCH
[quote]StevenF wrote:
Gosh, everyone’s so tough on the internet. [/quote]
[quote]StevenF wrote:
Gosh, everyone’s so tough on the internet. [/quote]
The “internet tough guy” response is so played out. this is a body building and athletics web page. consequently most members are athletes of some sort and most posters probably are tougher, bigger, stronger, more athletic or what have you than your average person.
if we were on a music forum and a piano player told a guitar player he would love to whip his ass for slandering guitar, you would have a point.
in a thread on a weight training website about mixed martial arts you sound like a dumb ass in denial that some people actually are in shape and athletic.