Valentine's Day for Men

[quote]EmilyQ wrote:

[quote]Chushin wrote:

[quote]EmilyQ wrote:
I HAVE DECIDED. I’m giving him a trip to a nearby-ish city to see one of my relatives in a college play on the Saturday following VD. Another relative may travel from a different city to join us! (Not for sex, though. Although I don’t think he’d be opposed to it. But that’s not the sort of thing she and I do together usually. We’re more into talking.)

What could be more romantic than a weekend with my extended family? :slight_smile:
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Wow.

Talk about anticlimactic… :-([/quote]

Big city sex! I’m gonna make my alter DOWNTOWN.[/quote]

It’s going to be really hot. REALLY REALLY hot.

[quote]EmilyQ wrote:
I HAVE DECIDED. I’m giving him a trip to a nearby-ish city to see one of my relatives in a college play on the Saturday following VD. Another relative may travel from a different city to join us! (Not for sex, though. Although I don’t think he’d be opposed to it. But that’s not the sort of thing she and I do together usually. We’re more into talking.)

What could be more romantic than a weekend with my extended family? :slight_smile:
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Good work, you’ve completely failed in every possible way.

[quote]Steel Nation wrote:

[quote]EmilyQ wrote:
I HAVE DECIDED. I’m giving him a trip to a nearby-ish city to see one of my relatives in a college play on the Saturday following VD. Another relative may travel from a different city to join us! (Not for sex, though. Although I don’t think he’d be opposed to it. But that’s not the sort of thing she and I do together usually. We’re more into talking.)

What could be more romantic than a weekend with my extended family? :slight_smile:
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Good work, you’ve completely failed in every possible way.[/quote]

Aw, have I really? There’s still Thursday, with its sexy clothes and sexy fun opportunity. There’s the road trip to the city. That offers opportunities for play. There will probably be a “nap” upon arrival, before seeking out family. There will be eating and drinking and fun, which we’re both fond of. And then there will be a return to the hotel, where the night and morning and middle of the night are ours. So no worries, I think.

He emailed this video this morning, subject line: “this looks like you!” Which it doesn’t at all but I do, um, have that outfit. I would never hit anyone, though.

[quote]EmilyQ wrote:
I HAVE DECIDED. I’m giving him a trip to a nearby-ish city to see one of my relatives in a college play on the Saturday following VD. Another relative may travel from a different city to join us! (Not for sex, though. Although I don’t think he’d be opposed to it. But that’s not the sort of thing she and I do together usually. We’re more into talking.)

What could be more romantic than a weekend with my extended family? :slight_smile:
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Remember that time on the Simpsons Homer bought Marge a bowling ball for her birthday present? He even had the holes on the ball drilled out to fit his fingers.

[quote]EmilyQ wrote:
I HAVE DECIDED. I’m giving him a trip to a nearby-ish city to see one of my relatives in a college play on the Saturday following VD. Another relative may travel from a different city to join us! (Not for sex, though. Although I don’t think he’d be opposed to it. But that’s not the sort of thing she and I do together usually. We’re more into talking.)

What could be more romantic than a weekend with my extended family? :slight_smile:
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oh Emmie - have we not learned anything in this thread of yours?

(sigh)

HAs anyone mentioned sex yet?

Also, he sent you that video because he wants you to act it out. Men are that simple to understand and we suck at subtle.

[quote]Chushin wrote:

[quote]EmilyQ wrote:
I HAVE DECIDED. I’m giving him a trip to a nearby-ish city to see one of my relatives in a college play on the Saturday following VD. Another relative may travel from a different city to join us! (Not for sex, though. Although I don’t think he’d be opposed to it. But that’s not the sort of thing she and I do together usually. We’re more into talking.)

What could be more romantic than a weekend with my extended family? :slight_smile:
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Wow.

Talk about anticlimactic… :-([/quote]

[quote]Steel Nation wrote:
Good work, you’ve completely failed in every possible way.[/quote]

[quote]Edgy wrote:
oh Emmie - have we not learned anything in this thread of yours?

(sigh)[/quote]

[quote]Uncle Gabby wrote:
Remember that time on the Simpsons Homer bought Marge a bowling ball for her birthday present? He even had the holes on the ball drilled out to fit his fingers.
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lol

I am probably one of the sappist guys who have posted in this thread and even I think that sounds awful.

LOL, Em, I like you a lot but you just started a thread asking a bunch of men what you should get another man for VD, and settled by taking him to see a play that has someone in your family in it. Read Uncle Gabby’s post about the bowling ball, because it’s spot on.

But seriously, if you made a list of “Things I Would Least Like To Do on Valentines Day”, going to a play & hanging out with my SO’s extended family would be right up at the top of the list with watching a Greys Anatomy marathon and eating a tofu salad while being kicked in the balls.

Getting kicked in the balls isn’t that bad.

[quote]jjackkrash wrote:
Getting kicked in the balls isn’t that bad. [/quote]

Thats true, at least it does not last 1,5 hours.

Mebbe she will tuirn him on during the play, drag him into behind some curtains and sex him then?

[quote]orion wrote:
Mebbe she will tuirn him on during the play, drag him into behind some curtains and sex him then?[/quote]

I’m going to go out on a limb and say no, that isn’t going to happen.

I kinda feel a little betrayed by this decision. I so thought we were on the same page with this one.

[quote]SmilingPolitely wrote:
I kinda feel a little betrayed by this decision. I so thought we were on the same page with this one.

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right?