Valentine's Day for Men

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[quote]Steel Nation wrote:

[quote]EmilyQ wrote:
I HAVE DECIDED. I’m giving him a trip to a nearby-ish city to see one of my relatives in a college play on the Saturday following VD. Another relative may travel from a different city to join us! (Not for sex, though. Although I don’t think he’d be opposed to it. But that’s not the sort of thing she and I do together usually. We’re more into talking.)

What could be more romantic than a weekend with my extended family? :slight_smile:
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lol at everything written above

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[quote]orion wrote:
Mebbe she will tuirn him on during the play, drag him into behind some curtains and sex him then?[/quote]

I’m going to go out on a limb and say no, that isn’t going to happen. [/quote]

Even if it did, it wouldn’t make sitting through 3 hours of “The Vagina Monogues” worth it.

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[quote]gregron wrote:

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[quote]orion wrote:
Mebbe she will tuirn him on during the play, drag him into behind some curtains and sex him then?[/quote]

I’m going to go out on a limb and say no, that isn’t going to happen. [/quote]

Even if it did, it wouldn’t make sitting through 3 hours of “The Vagina Monogues” worth it. [/quote]

We are going to have to go ahead and agree to agree on this one.

Aside from the fact that sitting around watching your chick talk to a relative you want to have sex with, all while knowing you aren’t have sex with either of them, about shit you have no interest in, when you could be home on the couch in your boxers watching Rockey marathon…

Yeah, hell no.

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The only way this can be saved is if Em turns the whole thing around and uses it as her VD gift.

Em: You know what I’d really like for Valentine’s Day this year?
BF: What’s that, Schnookums?
Em: For you to come with me and spend a weekend in Albuquerque. My cousin Mabel is playing Rumpleteazer in the local production of Cats. We could go see her. You wouldn’t even have to buy me a card or candy.
BF: Well, sugar britches, I love you and if that’s what you really want…

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[quote]EmilyQ wrote:
I HAVE DECIDED. I’m giving him a trip to a nearby-ish city to see one of my relatives in a college play on the Saturday following VD. Another relative may travel from a different city to join us! (Not for sex, though. Although I don’t think he’d be opposed to it. But that’s not the sort of thing she and I do together usually. We’re more into talking.)

What could be more romantic than a weekend with my extended family? :slight_smile:
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Epic Trolling… please be epic trolling.

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I would rather go stand in line at the DMV, for no reason, than to hang with the SO’s extended family.

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[quote]MaximusB wrote:
I would rather go stand in line at the DMV, for no reason, than to hang with the SO’s extended family. [/quote]

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I’d be wondering wtf I did to deserve a trip like that.

Whatever it was, I sure as shit wouldn’t do it again.

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[quote]imhungry wrote:
I’d be wondering wtf I did to deserve a trip like that.

Whatever it was, I sure as shit wouldn’t do it again.[/quote]

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[quote]Derek542 wrote:

[quote]imhungry wrote:
I’d be wondering wtf I did to deserve a trip like that.

Whatever it was, I sure as shit wouldn’t do it again.[/quote]
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[quote]imhungry wrote:
I’d be wondering wtf I did to deserve a trip like that.

Whatever it was, I sure as shit wouldn’t do it again.[/quote]
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I’d be wondering wtf I did to deserve a trip like that.

Whatever it was, I sure as shit wouldn’t do it again.[/quote]
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I’d be wondering wtf I did to deserve a trip like that.

Whatever it was, I sure as shit wouldn’t do it again.[/quote]
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I’d be wondering wtf I did to deserve a trip like that.

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[quote]countingbeans wrote:

[quote]orion wrote:
Mebbe she will tuirn him on during the play, drag him into behind some curtains and sex him then?[/quote]

I’m going to go out on a limb and say no, that isn’t going to happen. [/quote]

I am clinging to denial here.

I will work through the other four stages in time.

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