oh yeah, Fig Massachusetts! I’ve been there.
Now why do those cookies taste like newtons?!?!
[quote]SteelyD wrote:
[quote]Cephalic_Carnage wrote:
“Hey, you there, 'the hell you think you’re doing with that Lance under your windbreaker?”
[/quote]
“Huh? Are you tal… wha?”
Ba dum PAH![/quote]
That’s just bad, steely hahaha
STRENGTH is the longest word in the English language with only one vowel (root word, obviously strengths would be one longer, but we’re talking dictionary word).
BOOKKEEPER is the only word in the English language with three consecutive double letters.
I learned these in elementary school, so this information may be out dated.
[quote]countingbeans wrote:
[quote]JLD2k3 wrote:
In Michigan it is illegal to carry a concealed weapon that is over six feet in length.[/quote]
my penis is illegal in Michigan[/quote]
Due to Sodomy laws?
For every kernal on a cob of corn there is one hair.
[quote]bond james bond wrote:
For every kernal on a cob of corn there is one hair.
[/quote]
How does that explain all of the stuff sprouting out of my head?
I don’t have any corn stashed anywhere on me that I know of.
No words rhyme with purple of silver
They never caught me.
[quote]therajraj wrote:
No words rhyme with purple of silver[/quote]
chilver and circle
[quote]xXSeraphimXx wrote:
[quote]therajraj wrote:
No words rhyme with purple of silver[/quote]
chilver and circle[/quote]
Purple and circle do not rhyme.
Purple and Silver do not have words that rhyme with them in modern english.
[quote]xXSeraphimXx wrote:
[quote]therajraj wrote:
No words rhyme with purple of silver[/quote]
chilver and circle[/quote]
FAIL.
Van Halen was originally called Mammoth.
Skynett’s username is a reference to the main antagonist in the Terminator Movies.
[quote]ouroboro_s wrote:
[quote]SkyzykS wrote:
My name is the same backwards as it is forward.
[/quote]
Palindrome…the longest one I’m aware of is “Able was I, ere I saw Elba.”[/quote]
What about…“A man, a plan, a canal, panama”???
[quote]ouroboro_s wrote:
[quote]SkyzykS wrote:
My name is the same backwards as it is forward.
[/quote]
Palindrome…the longest one I’m aware of is “Able was I, ere I saw Elba.”[/quote]
What about…“A man, a plan, a canal, panama”???
No one says “Play it again, Sam” during the movie Casablanca.
The yellow crumbs left on your hands after eating Cheetos are called “chittles.”
The giraffee is the tallest kosher animal.
The moose is the largest/heaviest kosher animal.
President Dwight Eisenhower’s father was Jewish, and the President practiced Judaism until he ran for President, when it became a potential political liability, and he became a Presbetyrian.
Auschwitz had swimming pools
A blue whale can ejaculate over 400 gallons of sperm, most of that ends up in the ocean.
It’s impossible to lick your own elbow.
Most of the people who read the statement above will try/have tried to lick their own elbow.
If you turn a shark upside down, it will go into a coma.
QANTAS has never ever had a fatal airliner accident, or a fatal crash at all since 1951.
There’s a game designed to be played with a chess set so that computers suck at it. It’s called Arimaa.
Statistically, due to the grinding of sausage, it is believed that all Canadian children who attended public schools (and ate school lunches) during the time period between 1980 and 2003, ate at least some part of one of the pigs to which Robert Pickton (a Canadian serial killer) fed his 49+ rape and murder victims.