Sherlock Holmes never said “elementary Watson”.
He also never made a deduction or used deductive reasoning. He used inductive reasoning, so more correctly, he made brilliant inductions.
[quote]Jewbacca wrote:
Statistically, due to the grinding of sausage, it is believed that all Canadian children who attended public schools (and ate school lunches) during the time period between 1980 and 2003, ate at least some part of one of the pigs to which Robert Pickton (a Canadian serial killer) fed his 49+ rape and murder victims.[/quote]
I guess you misread the thread title. It says USELESS information, not useful information.
[quote]Jewbacca wrote:
Statistically, due to the grinding of sausage, it is believed that all Canadian children who attended public schools (and ate school lunches) during the time period between 1980 and 2003, ate at least some part of one of the pigs to which Robert Pickton (a Canadian serial killer) fed his 49+ rape and murder victims.[/quote]
Good thing I only ate chicken and small amounts of eggs growing up. But that’s pretty cool, do you have a source?
[quote]therajraj wrote:
[quote]Jewbacca wrote:
Statistically, due to the grinding of sausage, it is believed that all Canadian children who attended public schools (and ate school lunches) during the time period between 1980 and 2003, ate at least some part of one of the pigs to which Robert Pickton (a Canadian serial killer) fed his 49+ rape and murder victims.[/quote]
Good thing I only ate chicken and small amounts of eggs growing up. But that’s pretty cool, do you have a source?
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It was a documentary on the guy on Biography. Huge modern pig farm. He was the No. 1 supplier for school lunch meat in Canada — very wealthy farmer and active philanthropist — which is how he got away with it.
Both Hitler and Napoleon were missing one testicle
A pigs orgasm lasts for a half an hour
Only humans and horses have hymens
Celery has negative calories. It takes more calories to eat a piece of celery than the celery has in it to begin with
It costs more to buy a new car today in the United States than it cost Christopher Columbus to equip and undertake three voyages to and from the New World.
[quote]DeltaOne wrote:
A blue whale can ejaculate over 400 gallons of sperm, most of that ends up in the ocean.
It’s impossible to lick your own elbow.
Most of the people who read the statement above will try/have tried to lick their own elbow.
If you turn a shark upside down, it will go into a coma.
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I masturbated while watching the guy lick his elbow. I just switched from Sasha Grey getting her asshole split wide open to the elbow licking to make myself last longer.
It didn’t work.
[quote]therajraj wrote:
Skynett’s username is a reference to the main antagonist in the Terminator Movies.[/quote]
Britain launched a series of Communication satellites called Skynet. Oh shit.
[quote]DeltaOne wrote:
It’s impossible to lick your own elbow.
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I thought so too, but my friend can so it. He practically dislocates his shoulder and turns his arm around so his elbow is facing up. To put is nicely, it’s fucked up and looks really really painful.
Alright, it’s impossible for the normal non double jointed person, or extreme flexible, to lick their own elbow.
Chuck Norris’ name is a palindrome.
Do not check this. It is true.
ummm…i am from Columbia SC - and I knew of a guy who used to play drums for Hootie and the Blowfish (this is where they are from and were in college @ USC at same time)…and he QUIT - 'cause he did not see them going anywhere. I think the local band he went to still plays local gigs from time to time - of course they are all a bit older now.
Does this qualify as useless?
If not - I can touch my nose with my tongue.
[quote]Jewbacca wrote:
No one says “Play it again, Sam” during the movie Casablanca.
The yellow crumbs left on your hands after eating Cheetos are called “chittles.”
The giraffee is the tallest kosher animal.
The moose is the largest/heaviest kosher animal.
President Dwight Eisenhower’s father was Jewish, and the President practiced Judaism until he ran for President, when it became a potential political liability, and he became a Presbetyrian.[/quote]
I think the 5th president was a Mormon.
Iconography (Eastern Art) is always in 2D, while Holy Pictures (Western Art) are in 3D. Because the “third dimension” in Eastern Iconography is spiritual.
A fucking turtle can breathe through it’s own arsehole… you know, if it needs to.
[quote]Im_New_Feed_Me wrote:
A fucking turtle can breathe through it’s own arsehole… you know, if it needs to.[/quote]
Now THAT’S interesting!
[quote]Im_New_Feed_Me wrote:
A fucking turtle can breathe through it’s own arsehole… you know, if it needs to.[/quote]
What about regular turtle?
[quote]therajraj wrote:
No words rhyme with purple of silver[/quote]
The phrase ‘purple nurple’ doesn’t count?
Damn.
Your mom is in my bed as we speak.
there are interstate highways in hawaii
EDIT: …fucking hawaiians