Steely Dan got their name from a sexual device depicted in the book ‘The Naked Lunch’.
[quote]ucallthatbass wrote:
the microscopic shit particles that fly out of your ass when you fart are called Creeks[/quote]
fart + poop particles= farticles
[quote]ouroboro_s wrote:
[quote]SkyzykS wrote:
My name is the same backwards as it is forward.
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Palindrome…the longest one I’m aware of is “Able was I, ere I saw Elba.”[/quote]
Go hang a salami, im a lasagna hog!
[quote]timbofirstblood wrote:
[quote]ouroboro_s wrote:
[quote]SkyzykS wrote:
My name is the same backwards as it is forward.
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Palindrome…the longest one I’m aware of is “Able was I, ere I saw Elba.”[/quote]
Go hang a salami, im a lasagna hog![/quote]
Every sentence in Slavic languages beats these two.
Depending on the study, the average male erect penis is between 5 and 6 inches long. In the interest of simplicity, let’s state it is 5.5 inches erect. The average female vagina, when properly aroused and lubricated, can stretch to 8 or 9 inches deep. For simplicity’s sake, let’s call it 8.5 inches. That leaves a differential of 3 inches between the average male erect penis, and the average maximum stretch length of the vagina.
There are approximately 3,200,000,000 women in the world.
3,200,000,000 x 3 inches = 9,600,000,000 inches
There are 63,360 inches in a mile.
9,6000,000,000 / 63,360 = 151,515
Translation:
There is over 151,515 miles of unexplored “virgin” vagina in the world. I am a happy man.
Cats have barbed penises. Penii? Peniseses?
^^^
The proper plural of penis is penes.
[quote]Body Hammer wrote:
^^^
The proper plural of penis is penes.[/quote]
Hey! That was almost useful. Watch it.
If you cut a tree and count the rings you can tell how many other trees that tree has had sex with.
Coffee is addictive because it has chemicals in it that make you forget how painful it is to be awake.
Solar power give us energy by collecting the sun’s light in solar panels which is then directed underground so that miners can find coal.
I STOLE ALL THESE from this funny site: http://fakescience.tumblr.com/
[quote]countingbeans wrote:
[quote]JLD2k3 wrote:
In Michigan it is illegal to carry a concealed weapon that is over six feet in length.[/quote]
my penis is illegal in Michigan[/quote]
fucking lol
Pineapple erases your fingerprints
[quote]rrjc5488 wrote:
[quote]ucallthatbass wrote:
the microscopic shit particles that fly out of your ass when you fart are called Creeks[/quote]
Pretty sure those are called “sharts.”[/quote]
A shart is when you try to fart and a nugget flies out. You basically shit your pants.
[quote]tommytoughnuts wrote:
[quote]ucallthatbass wrote:
the microscopic shit particles that fly out of your ass when you fart are called Creeks[/quote]
fart + poop particles= farticles[/quote]
I like that! Creeks, or better “creekiness maxi-minimus ass-swampicus” is the latin name for said farticles.
Mosquitoes are twice as likely to go apeshit if you are wearing blue more than any other color, and only female mosquitoes bite…maybe not that useless.
People drive on a parkway and park on a driveway
^ how retarded is that
We ship things on a ship and call it cargo, but if we move it in a car it’s called a shipment.
Dueling is legal in Paraguay as long as both parties are registered blood donors.
[quote]JLD2k3 wrote:
In Michigan it is illegal to carry a concealed weapon that is over six feet in length.[/quote]
Hahahaha
“Hey, you there, 'the hell you think you’re doing with that cavalry lance under your windbreaker?”
[quote]Cephalic_Carnage wrote:
“Hey, you there, 'the hell you think you’re doing with that Lance under your windbreaker?”
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“Huh? Are you tal… wha?”
Ba dum PAH!
Fig newtons are named after a small town in Massachusetts