[quote]Xen Nova wrote:
Kuz wrote:
sigh
Ok, I hate to do this (since I always like Xen’s posts), but something about all of this is just not adding up with me.
So we started off with Xen showing his interest in trying out on this thread:
http://www.T-Nation.com/readTopic.do?id=920506
I think everyone thought “Why not? Give it a shot!” I know I did and would never dissuade someone from chasing their dream, even one as hard as this.
BUT… the one thing that caught my attention were his lifting numbers which, according to A-baum 72 on that thread:
First off, your numbers are out of this world, IF they are legit. For instance, your bench and your squat would be the best in the country for USAPL (single-ply powerlifting) at your age and weight class, and with your dead you would have the best total in the country!
That made me more than a little bit suspicious, quite frankly. Lifting numbers that would be the best in the country and without any PL gear. Impossible? No, of course not… but still… gave me pause. I figured I would just let it go.
So onto this thread which is where I got even more suspicious, quite frankly. He went into spring try-outs for one of the most elite college football programs in history… and waltzed in without not even bothering to learn any of the terms or what the pass routes were? And the coaches did not boot him out of practice right then for wasting their time???
And then he tells the coaches about his legs hurting from running at top speed (even admitting pass stress fractures) and they continue to work with him on things??? As opposed to telling him to just go home since the practice squad is really not a ton more than glorified tackling dummies to prep the starters where they don’t have time for hurt players???
I decided to check out the USC spring football web sites and found a few different ones about the spring squad and every single defensive back has some kind of football experience at some level:
http://graphics.fansonly.com/photos/schools/usc/sports/m-footbl/auto_pdf/06-spring-fb-prospectus.pdf
http://www.teamandras.com/USC/2006_USC_Football_Charts_Rev07_2006_03_11.html
I cannot find a single DB without any football experience.
So seriously, Xen… what gives? Am I just being a dick here or is there something completely bizarre going on here and you were just f-ing with us? I simply cannot be the only person who thinks that looking at this story in total sounds completely off.
http://elitefts.com/documents/arnold_2006.htm
Brian Schwab
Brian competed in the 148lbs class this year and opened up with a huge 705 squat. I knew this was P.R. for his first attempt and was holding my breath. He blew this up and also squatted 722 in his Metal Ace Squatter. He finished the day with an 1836 total and another world record bench press (508). Brian might be in the 148lbs class but he is a thick SOB.
I’m 180lbs… My lifts aren’t impressive at all. They’re not shit really in comparison to guys like that. Who are also best in the country. Equipped or NOT.
I’m not going to dispute my lifts, I live in southern california and go to USC. Anyone here can come lift with me at the school gym if you want.
I said I was going out for the spring practice team. I made that team and have 15 practices to see whether or not I can make the main roster. Even if I make the main roster I’ll never play, and only dress for home games.
I’m aware that I’m not good enough to play and that I’ll just be a tackling dummy.
Thats if I even MAKE The main roster. Which in all probability I will not.
There were worse kids at tryouts. Some of these guys barely knew to swing their arms when they were running. I’m flexible, strong, fast, and agile I had little things to work on but I they felt I was good enough to let they’re boys beat up on me… which I’m fine with.
I’ve had pain sprinting EVERY DAY… I ran anyway. I mentioned to the coaches afterwards that I had some pain running THAT DAY and that I’ve had shin splints in the past. They wanted me to make sure I’m ok, like I said it was a joking environment as in “oh ya i’m sure you have arthritis, hahaha” They really think it’s just cause I didn’t break in my cleats, but I requested time to get a physical anyway…they shrugged and said ok.
I told you guys that I’ve had stress fractures not the coaches. A physical doesn’t take any time from the coaches themselves, and it is something that was missed in my previous physical. Physical is tuesday, they tell me whether or not I’m an insurance risk Thursday. Thats basically what they care about, being sued.
I’ve said all of this before. So lets review.
I NEVER SAID I WAS STARTING!
I NEVER SAID I PRACTICED IN PADS!
I NEVER SAID I WAS GETTING SPECIAL TREATMENT!
– All they’re doing is sending me to the doctor, and thats not even free, it goes on my USC fee bill, takes no time from them and spring practice doesn’t even start till next week.
Remind not to post here again…[/quote]
Whether you choose to post again or not, good luck to you. I think it’s pretty cool. One reason I thought you had a shot is that I’ve known folks who have walked on at Auburn and Georgia who weren’t as strong as you are, so I thought you had a chance based on your strength and speed. Anyway, enjoy any chicks that come your way, and I hope you lose to UGA in the National Championship game in a couple of years. And if you’re lucky you might be the next Adam Archuletta, he walked on at Arizona St. and just recently signed an absurd contract with the Redskins.