Why are people so uptight about certain compliments?
Say you’re in a grocery store and you tell a women “Nice Ass”, the women will most likely tell you to F#ck Off. Same thing goes with “Nice Rack”!..
Now if one were to make the compliments more general like “Nice Body” the women would probably say “thank you” or blush…
Weird…
nice package buddy.
Nice balls.
points to tennis balls
Probably because women don’t appreciate being viewed as a collection of body parts.
nice gucci
[quote]HARA wrote:
nice package buddy.[/quote]
Ha!
Because they know there is more to them than just a “Nice rack” or “Nice ass”? Way to make every guy look like a ass!
Nice body? Who says that to a stranger? Does that work?
Women are much more subtle than men and pick up on subtleties better, too. It’s not necessary to point out a particular body part. They can tell you’re into them with just a smile and a hello.
Best “pick-up” line ever:
Smile
Say hello
Introduce yourself
tell her she’s hot
ask her out
ACTUALLY…
The best pick-up line is…
“Hi, excuse me…I was wondering if you could help settle a debate between me and my buddy over there…”
point to your buddy
She agrees, you continue…
“How much does a polar bear weigh?”
She will most likely say I dunno…
“Enough to break the ice…Hi my name is…”
[quote]JayPierce wrote:
Women are much more subtle than men and pick up on subtleties better, too. It’s not necessary to point out a particular body part. They can tell you’re into them with just a smile and a hello.
Best “pick-up” line ever:
Smile
Say hello
Introduce yourself
tell her she’s hot
ask her out[/quote]
Oh my GOD!!! Don’t stop there! I need more instructions! What do I do next??? This is exactly what I’ve been looking for!!
“Nice twat” has worked for me in the past. So has “I was just admiring the shape of your ass, uh…I mean your skull.”
Best pickup line ever: My dick just died and I was wondering if I could bury it in your ass.
Once, a chick told me I smelled good and asked what I had on. I told her I had a hard on but I didn’t know she could smell it.
[quote]GrayCrane wrote:
JayPierce wrote:
Women are much more subtle than men and pick up on subtleties better, too. It’s not necessary to point out a particular body part. They can tell you’re into them with just a smile and a hello.
Best “pick-up” line ever:
Smile
Say hello
Introduce yourself
tell her she’s hot
ask her out
Oh my GOD!!! Don’t stop there! I need more instructions! What do I do next??? This is exactly what I’ve been looking for!![/quote]
Ummm, bone her maybe? I mean, damn, this isn’t rocket surgery.
No the best pick up line is:
You: “Do you work for Fed Ex?”
Her: “No…”
You: “Oh, I thought you did because you’ve been checking out my package all day long!”
I used this one on a girl I was already involved with and she loved it, now a random woman? Who knows, someone try it and lemme know.
Will do way! Will do! Ima try it on some one’s granny. or what I like to call a GILF!
Anyways moving on
I’ll sometimes romance a woman with my spanish
Hola chica, quero agarrar tus chichis y chupar esos nalgas muy herrrrmosas!
Girl:Oh I wish I knew spanish, what did you say? It sounded sexy!
Me: I Think you’re kind of cute. We’ll meet up sometime for coffee hun.
neelydan asks if they work for subway, cause they gave him a footlong ZINGZANG
because the only people who say that to strangers are creepy pervs…
not the best pick up line but it works on drunk chicks,
you: do you know the # to a vet clinic?
her: no why?
you: point to your biceps and say " cuz these puppies are sick"
Her: giggles and thinks you are slightly retarded but it was a cute attempt.
Where’s Brother Chris?
Hi, would you like to come back to my place?
HOLD IT, HOLD THAT LINE SOLDIER…
Boom, makeout.