They’re just not used to it yet. Give 'em time, they’ll come around.
[quote]red04 wrote:
Where’s Brother Chris?
Hi, would you like to come back to my place?
HOLD IT, HOLD THAT LINE SOLDIER…
Boom, makeout.[/quote]
Was waiting for this one to pop up!
People don’t usually take kindly to objectification.
[quote]adamhum wrote:
Why are people so uptight about certain compliments?
Say you’re in a grocery store and you tell a women “Nice Ass”, the women will most likely tell you to F#ck Off. Same thing goes with “Nice Rack”!..
Now if one were to make the compliments more general like “Nice Body” the women would probably say “thank you” or blush…
Weird…[/quote]
You have to say something that tells them you are really interested and not just tossing a generic compliment their way.
Try- " I was watching you rub on that bath oil last night through your window. It was very dark outside but the lighting inside your house gave me a great view of your nice ass"
See? You still get to tell her she has a nice ass, it just isn’t as vulgar. You also get to compliment her interior decorating skills.
I once read somewhere that women prefer compliments that are directed towards things they have control over. For example, their hair style or the dress they chose to wear.
You could perhaps combine them as so:
“Wow, that’s a really great dress you have on. The tight fabric really accentuates your nice supple ass”.
Or perhaps:
“That’s a beautiful shirt you have on. It really allows me to appreciate the shear bounty of your breasts”
Try those. 
You come up to a girl sitting at the bar: "Do you want to dance?
Hopefully she’ll say yes. When she stands up, sit at her seat and say: “I’m watching you”
Works every time.
[quote]ds1973 wrote:
I once read somewhere that women prefer compliments that are directed towards things they have control over. For example, their hair style or the dress they chose to wear.
You could perhaps combine them as so:
“Wow, that’s a really great dress you have on. The tight fabric really accentuates your nice supple ass”.
Or perhaps:
“That’s a beautiful shirt you have on. It really allows me to appreciate the shear bounty of your breasts”
Try those.
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Well, your examples are tacky, but the thought is right. If you praise something she has no control over, then she has nothing to feel proud of, so it’s not really a compliment. (The classic example: “You have beautiful eyes.” It doesn’t work, because eye color is genetic – you’re not really complimenting her, just her DNA.)
I’d say, compliment her clothes, or her dancing, or her professional accomplishments if you’ve just met her. Compliment her body if you’re already intimate with her. Nothing gives a person the warm fuzzies like being recognized for something they’ve actually worked hard on – “I can tell you work out” is very flattering for a girl to hear. (But you’ll come off as a creep if you mention her ass before you’ve gotten to know her conventionally. Don’t do it.)
[quote]NeelyDan wrote:
neelydan asks if they work for subway, cause they gave him a footlong ZINGZANG[/quote]
This is so perfect, I just can’t stop laughing.
Dam anteater, great avi.
I was just almost hanging out with AlisaV just now…really, check the times…coolness.
[quote]Annihilator wrote:
You come up to a girl sitting at the bar: "Do you want to dance?
Hopefully she’ll say yes. When she stands up, sit at her seat and say: “I’m watching you”
Works every time.[/quote]
I have used this line before and it does work.
“Are you going to that barbecue this weekend?”
“What barbecue?”
“The one where I slap my meat across your grill.”
[quote]Annihilator wrote:
You come up to a girl sitting at the bar: "Do you want to dance?
Hopefully she’ll say yes. When she stands up, sit at her seat and say: “I’m watching you”
Works every time.[/quote]
hahahaha
Nice one!
in monotone voice
Hi. What’s your name? Nice name. Wanna shag?
[quote]AttackOfTheChris wrote:
“Are you going to that barbecue this weekend?”
“What barbecue?”
“The one where I slap my meat across your grill.” [/quote]
I lol’d at this one.
I fucking hate it when dudes are sucking my dick and they are all, “wow you have a nice cock.” Those fucking faggots! Who the fuck do they think they are just sucking my dick like that and saying it’s nice. God damn homos every one of them.
[quote]AlisaV wrote:
Well, your examples are tacky, but the thought is right.
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They were meant to be tacky. The part about complimenting what she has control over was serious, the lines were not.
[quote]red04 wrote:
Where’s Brother Chris?
Hi, would you like to come back to my place?
HOLD IT, HOLD THAT LINE SOLDIER…
Boom, makeout.[/quote]
Apocalypse ftw!
You could always say, “Nice shoes, wanna fuck?”
Personally I prefer, “Fuck me if I’m wrong, but don’t you wanna kiss me?”
[quote]Petermus wrote:
People don’t usually take kindly to objectification.[/quote]
Pfff…bullshit. Women don’t take kindly to objectification…for whatever reason. I don’t know a single guy who would act even remotely offended after being complimented…even in the most crass manner.
[quote]Fuzzyapple wrote:
Because they know there is more to them than just a “Nice rack” or “Nice ass”? [/quote]
there is?