Some of you might remember the guy who proposed to his then-GF at a UCLA basketball game. She said no, and he thought at that moment he had hit bottom. He actually hit bottom the following day when she told him she couldn’t marry him because his penis was too small.
So, turning lemons into lemonade, he decides to make a cockumentary as he travels around the world seeking acceptance for his itsy bitsy teeny weenie.
I hope he makes millions and millions of dollars from this.
And just because I’m generally cynical, I wouldn’t doubt it if the proposal was actually a clever bit of viral marketing.
If it was, the girl would have to be in on it and profit as well.
Who knows Man… this looks like the kind of documentary
Sacha Baron Cohen would fit very comfortably in to.
You know, fair’s fair: I wonder how many men have broken up with their girlfriends or fiancees for no other reason but that the young ladies in question had hoo-hahs that weren’t tight enough.
It’s an incredibly great market praying on that insecurity, but this is kinda backwards. Guy is turning something that crushed him into profit. Good on him, at least he is comfortable with himself to promote it this way and hopefully get rich.
So, I guess when life gives you a cocktail weiner and beans you make uhh… Well money I guess so you can buy expensive stuff to make yourself feel better and attract women.
[quote]Varqanir wrote:
You know, fair’s fair: I wonder how many men have broken up with their girlfriends or fiancees for no other reason but that the young ladies in question had hoo-hahs that weren’t tight enough. [/quote]
It’s ok to say vagina. And we still have another hole that’s tight if the Vag seems like throwing a hot dog down a hallway.
Guys have no such option. And there’s a whole culture of people who don’t really care about penis size because they’re more into all the other things you can do…I’m not necessarily saying libertine, but some people get off on more than vanilla sex.
I had a sex dream about Jack Black last night. It was pretty good.
[quote]Varqanir wrote:
You know, fair’s fair: I wonder how many men have broken up with their girlfriends or fiancees for no other reason but that the young ladies in question had hoo-hahs that weren’t tight enough. [/quote]
It’s ok to say vagina. And we still have another hole that’s tight if the Vag seems like throwing a hot dog down a hallway.
Guys have no such option. And there’s a whole culture of people who don’t really care about penis size because they’re more into all the other things you can do…I’m not necessarily saying libertine, but some people get off on more than vanilla sex.
I had a sex dream about Jack Black last night. It was pretty good.[/quote]
I had actually written “vaginas” but changed it to “hoo-hahs” because I think that’s a funny expression. Rather like “wiener” is funnier than “penis”, and “anus” simply cannot compete, for comic effect, with “poop chute”, as Frank Zappa made abundantly plain.
I told you before, Beth. I like all flavors of ice cream, not just vanilla.
You’ll have to tell me about that dream sometime. Sounds intriguing.
[quote]Varqanir wrote:
You know, fair’s fair: I wonder how many men have broken up with their girlfriends or fiancees for no other reason but that the young ladies in question had hoo-hahs that weren’t tight enough. [/quote]
It’s ok to say vagina. And we still have another hole that’s tight if the Vag seems like throwing a hot dog down a hallway.
Guys have no such option. And there’s a whole culture of people who don’t really care about penis size because they’re more into all the other things you can do…I’m not necessarily saying libertine, but some people get off on more than vanilla sex.
I had a sex dream about Jack Black last night. It was pretty good.[/quote]
I had actually written “vaginas” but changed it to “hoo-hahs” because I think that’s a funny expression. Rather like “wiener” is funnier than “penis”, and “anus” simply cannot compete, for comic effect, with “poop chute”, as Frank Zappa made abundantly plain.
I told you before, Beth. I like all flavors of ice cream, not just vanilla.
You’ll have to tell me about that dream sometime. Sounds intriguing. [/quote]
I prefer to say ‘vulva’, cus it sounds dirtier. And there’s something so naked about saying penis. It makes the room go silent. Although sometimes I call it a blood sausage. and vagina is “hair pie”.
Would you like some blood sausage in your hair pie?
What I don’t get is if his dick was so tiny, why the hell did she continue to date him up to that point? I mean, if he proposed they must have been together for a while and fucked multiple times, right? Did she think it was going to get bigger over time?
If the sex was so bad, why would you continue to see the person? Makes no fucking sense.
Unless she was cheating on him and suddenly got a conscious once her proposed?
