It’s an interesting ad, Rhino, but I really don’t think you’re going to find a quality woman that way. Best of luck, tho.
Keep us updated.
nice i wanna be like that kid when i grow up and push thats not RJ his dick aint six inches
[quote]Tokashi09 wrote:
nice i wanna be like that kid when i grow up and push thats not RJ his dick aint six inches [/quote]
Ah, so you could swallow the whole thing, eh?
facepalm
Within 10 seconds, he’s mentioning his penis. Classy!
LOL And then he says I don’t feel emotion. He needs a girl to break his heart.
Let’s pay PMPM 20 dollars to bang him. Then he’ll fall in love.
[quote]WolBarret wrote:
Within 10 seconds, he’s mentioning his penis. Classy!
LOL And then he says I don’t feel emotion. He needs a girl to break his heart.
Let’s pay PMPM 20 dollars to bang him. Then he’ll fall in love.[/quote]
I got an above-the-line job now, sugarpuss, I only bang fellas I wanna bang. And there’s only one fella I really wanna bang.
lol. nice.
perhaps he shouldve mentioned his vast knowledge of Middle Earth.
Hmm, well, women often say they want honesty in a man. And you are definitely honest, RJ.
Just a thought: have you ever seen one of those Hair Styles for Men books in the waiting room of the place you go to get a hair cut? You may want to flip through it next time you’re there. You’re bound to find a style you could try out that doesn’t involve some strands of hair perfectly bisecting your forehead. Right now, your hair makes you look a little like a grown-up version of Eddie from The Munsters.
Then again, since your target market is bipolar 16-year-old girls who hope to inherit money some day, looking like Eddie Munster might possibly help. So scratch my previous advice and add a bow tie to your wardrobe instead!
One last tip - on the job-hunting front: I figure on your current resume, under OBJECTIVE, you have “To earn enough money to buy pot.” While that’s pretty good (shows employers you can set clear goals), “pretty good” isn’t enough in the current climate of 10% unemployment. You gotta get that revenue stream going so you can buy enough weed not just for yourself but to offer potential girlfriends. They are going to need it - LOTS of it.
Hope this helps.
We get it! You love Pearl Jam. Jeez…
Somehow his parent haven’t conveyed the message:
hahaha, classic!
[quote]pushmepullme wrote:
[quote]WolBarret wrote:
Within 10 seconds, he’s mentioning his penis. Classy!
LOL And then he says I don’t feel emotion. He needs a girl to break his heart.
Let’s pay PMPM 20 dollars to bang him. Then he’ll fall in love.[/quote]
I got an above-the-line job now, sugarpuss, I only bang fellas I wanna bang. And there’s only one fella I really wanna bang.[/quote]
Why hello there.
Check the RE: videos to it. Ha, wow. Definitely something you wouldn’t have seen a hundred years ago. (Or would you…)
[quote]spyoptic wrote:
perhaps he shouldve mentioned his vast knowledge of Middle Earth.[/quote]
Hahahaha this is absolute comedy gold
All you ladies have to do is endure 20 or 30 years of this guy, and you’re a millionaire? Tempting?
I felt bad for the guy…and then he stared talking.
Was he admitting to 6 inches or bragging about 6 inches?
[quote]pushmepullme wrote:
[quote]Tokashi09 wrote:
nice i wanna be like that kid when i grow up and push thats not RJ his dick aint six inches [/quote]
Ah, so you could swallow the whole thing, eh?
facepalm[/quote]
Not lookin’ so good for the oh-tenners to be of a higher quality than the oh-niners huh
[quote]Nards wrote:
Was he admitting to 6 inches or bragging about 6 inches?[/quote]
It sounded like he was admitting it. Maybe he should forget about pot and buy some synthol instead.