Go out and get a job in one of the MEP trades (Mechanical, Electrical, Plumbing) they are all looking for help right now. The upside is huge, pay is rising fast and will only rise faster as more and more journeymen retire. Plus the construction atmosphere will clear up that case of being a whiny bitch.
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Where were you walking to?
If you were practicing being homeless you didnāt have to go anywhere to be home. You just be there. Where ever that may be, right?
Hahahaha
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What the actual fuck did I just read?
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you should just suck dick for money. Seems like itās about all you can handle.
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Dawg, if you cant get hired at MCDONALDS, gains and muscle loss should be the LEAST of your worries.
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How has nobody asked about this yet? How do you lock your car if you left the keys in?
I like where your heads at, but as a trade worker I can tell you, this kid aināt just walking in somewhere and getting a trade job. There are plenty of people with actual skills looking for jobs. Plus, they donāt just hire whiny, weak kids whose moms are way cooler than they are. My trade is more specialized now, but Iāve worked in general construction before (framing/roofing) and can guarantee this kid wouldnāt last halfway to lunch before somebody threw a hammer at him.
Guy: āHereās $20: get suckingā
OP: āIm just so tired, though.ā
Guy: āBut you said youād suck it for moneyā¦ā
OP: āLook, I got 6 hours sleep last night. Iāve lost muscle and I canāt remember the last three dicks Iāve sucked. Can I just give you a handjob?ā
Guy: āFuck no, my woman never gives me this much grief, Iām going home.ā
OP: āMister, wait!ā
Guy: āI told you, Iām your stepdad, you donāt have to call me mister.ā
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Kids these daysā¦
In the olden days, you would need to actually put your key in the lock to unlock your car but you could lock it by flicking the internal button/switch (ie. From within the car and without a key). This was the preferred way to lock your car as using the key was a pain in the ass.
So if you did this and had left the key in the car, you were locked out and would need to break into your own car. Cars like this are actually still around.
My latest car makes it physically impossible to do this though, in the past it was just really hard to do this.
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Actually where I live itās fucking hard to get into mcdonalds if youāre older then 17ā¦ it sucksā¦ If I want work it has to be in like a bottle store, a bar etcā¦ Iām not exactly a fan of alcohol
Mcdonalds only has to pay 15 y/olds 10$/hr, they have to pay me like 22$/hr
Quite lucrative, I donāt know how much it costs for a man. But as a chick here (prostitution is legal) you can easily make 100$ within 10 minutes for sucking dick if you look god enough.
Same, itād be physically impossible for me to get locked out of my car given Iād have to walk away from the car before it automatically locks. If someone else was INSIDE my car, pressed the lock button etc Iād be in trouble
Damn Australians are spoiled as hell. 22/hr for whatās 10/hr in the US
Well the minimum wage is high, but everything is extremely expensive. To fill up my car with one tank of gas (lasts about 175 miles) it costs 110$
A meal at KFC costs about 20$
A house in Melbourne (on average) is 970,000$ā¦ our economy (esp regarding property) is in the shitterā¦ one of the main reasons I want out of Aus
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DAng thats crazy.
It isā¦
- Do you smoke? A pack of 20 now sets you back 40-50$
- Do you drink soft drinks? A can of Diet Coke will set you back like 6$
This article is from 2015ā¦ things have gotten worse (the cigarette excise has made a packs price increase by 13% or so each year since). Iām not a smoker, but itās a prime argument given when talking about how expensive everything is here.
They keep raising the minimum wage failing to account inflation/generalised pricing proportionately increases with everything elseā¦ itās retarded
That price for pop isnāt too much more than here but the cigarettes are wayyy more expensive.
I went to London for a work trip and paid (or my company paid) almost $100 for a pizza because I could almost see the river.
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London is also prohibitively expensiveā¦ not as bad as where I live though. Imagine paying 15-20$ for a watered down beer at a festival
Yeah but whats the average wage?
I know a few people who have emigrated to Australia and they love it and visit here (UK) loaded with tales of how great it is over there. One young lad (28 & a carpenter) I know emigrated in October just when the fires kicked off and he loves it in Sydney.
Iāve flagged a handful of these posts. Honestly think the thread is done, mods should close it.
In all seriousness, Iām just going to take a temp job through an agency. Iām not materialistic, so itād be good enough. As long as I get a 1 bedroom appartment Iām doing just fine.