Scen 1:
Sitting around the dinner table at the Bush family ranch. A wheelchair-bound George H. W. Bush puts down his paper copy of the WSJ, turns to Jeb and says “why couldn’t you be more like your brother?”

Scene 2:
Jeb has a good laugh with the Lizard King and the other Fat Cat, Illuminati Secret Handshake fucks as they light cigars with $10,000 bills.
What’s the over under Trump tweets within 24 hours?
PS: sorry about CNN link. I tried to find one on foxnews but they haven’t seemed to have heard about this yet. In other news, I found a funny
Who moved up to 10.
For a envy-filled Psychopath like Trump, hell-bent on winning anything and everything…rest assured that this…combined with his placing last…is making is head explode (and don’t think for one instant that he doesn’t know about it…)
Not to worry, though.
Fake news.
A bunch of Liberal Academics, for sure.
Trump is the Greatest ever.
I say +250 on it today…and +320 for this Sundays 4 am zanex poop tweet… Lets up the anti…whats chances a chic produces a Trump dic pic by June??? I say +450 but still all in on peetape +750 by Aug
Brutal…
Agree.
But you know what boggles the mind even more, IMO?
Trump is spending INFINITELY more time criticizing President Obama than he does his Bro.’ Putin…
I dare you to find even one instance of him criticizing Putin. He won’t even enact the sanctions that Congress passed 517-5 (a bill he signed).
When all else fails, blame the black guy.
I say this with all seriousness. There’s a good chance Trump is fuckin terrified of Putin. Like sweaty palms when they met.
That might not be sweat.
Wouldn’t you be terrified of a guy that had video of you getting peed on by whores?
Also all the dirty Ruskie $$ he took after the Taj took bath prolly kinda scary too
Shit man I’d just be afraid of a guy who built himself an empire on top of corpses. I’m a desk jockey.
What if the golden shower video actually exists? After grab em by the pussy, Stormy whatever the porn star, and every other scandal that was supposed to sink Trump and has ultimately been inconsequential, do you really think a golden shower video could sink him? It’s the sort of thing that most people figure might have happened given that Trump is Trump. But the people who support Trump have already factored that in, and his critics won’t hate him any more. Some middle of the road Republicans will give good sound bites for a week after it comes out and then nothing will actually change long term.
And this is mind-boggling to me…
Oh, well. So it goes…
So was Putin.
No the honey boo boo crowd will give him a pass even if its poop. I just want it to come out so I can laugh. Watching the worlds biggest douche get humiliated publicly is great. The pee tape for me is what aliens are to Fox Maulder…I want to believe
All these trumped up towers
They’re just golden showers
Gimme what you got by Don Henley
Probably the inspiration for that nonsense, rather than any fact.

