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someone asked how the hillcrest party went…

It was fucking amazing. As I mentioned, I am straight, but some random ass guy walked up to me and kissed me on the lips and ran away real quick. By this time I was in a happy drunk zone so I laughed it off. All of my friends started to make fun of me about it, so first thing I do is kiss my male friend to teach him a lesson (on the cheek, still straight) then to prove my straightness I made out with three of my best female friends.

Anyways, we had guys talking to us all night and it was a completely different scenery then the Pacific beach and downtown crowd. Everyone was totally nice and happy and really really gay. It was damn good times but I don’t recommend it if you are not ok being ass slapped and hit on by guys for the majority of the night.

Oh, and san diego is fucking awesome.

[quote]JaX Un wrote:
someone asked how the hillcrest party went…

It was fucking amazing. As I mentioned, I am straight, but some random ass guy walked up to me and kissed me on the lips and ran away real quick. By this time I was in a happy drunk zone so I laughed it off. All of my friends started to make fun of me about it, so first thing I do is kiss my male friend to teach him a lesson (on the cheek, still straight) then to prove my straightness I made out with three of my best female friends. Anyways, we had guys talking to us all night and it was a completely different scenery then the Pacific beach and downtown crowd. Everyone was totally nice and happy and really really gay. It was damn good times but I don’t recommend it if you are not ok being ass slapped and hit on by guys for the majority of the night.

Oh, and san diego is fucking awesome.[/quote]

What… Just… Happened?

[quote]DTP88 wrote:

[quote]JaX Un wrote:
someone asked how the hillcrest party went…

It was fucking amazing. As I mentioned, I am straight, but some random ass guy walked up to me and kissed me on the lips and ran away real quick. By this time I was in a happy drunk zone so I laughed it off. All of my friends started to make fun of me about it, so first thing I do is kiss my male friend to teach him a lesson (on the cheek, still straight) then to prove my straightness I made out with three of my best female friends. Anyways, we had guys talking to us all night and it was a completely different scenery then the Pacific beach and downtown crowd. Everyone was totally nice and happy and really really gay. It was damn good times but I don’t recommend it if you are not ok being ass slapped and hit on by guys for the majority of the night.

Oh, and san diego is fucking awesome.[/quote]

What… Just… Happened?[/quote]

good times, friend…good times happened.

DUN hate! California is very ghey friendly.

[quote]JaX Un wrote:

[quote]DTP88 wrote:

[quote]JaX Un wrote:
someone asked how the hillcrest party went…

It was fucking amazing. As I mentioned, I am straight, but some random ass guy walked up to me and kissed me on the lips and ran away real quick. By this time I was in a happy drunk zone so I laughed it off. All of my friends started to make fun of me about it, so first thing I do is kiss my male friend to teach him a lesson (on the cheek, still straight) then to prove my straightness I made out with three of my best female friends. Anyways, we had guys talking to us all night and it was a completely different scenery then the Pacific beach and downtown crowd. Everyone was totally nice and happy and really really gay. It was damn good times but I don’t recommend it if you are not ok being ass slapped and hit on by guys for the majority of the night.

Oh, and san diego is fucking awesome.[/quote]

What… Just… Happened?[/quote]

good times, friend…good times happened.

DUN hate! California is very ghey friendly.
[/quote]

I feel like ‘so the first thing I do is kiss my male friend to teach him a lesson’ is where I got confused.

This is more than likely the first of 3 posts that lead you coming out. Just a warning :frowning:

[quote]DTP88 wrote:

[quote]JaX Un wrote:

[quote]DTP88 wrote:

[quote]JaX Un wrote:
someone asked how the hillcrest party went…

It was fucking amazing. As I mentioned, I am straight, but some random ass guy walked up to me and kissed me on the lips and ran away real quick. By this time I was in a happy drunk zone so I laughed it off. All of my friends started to make fun of me about it, so first thing I do is kiss my male friend to teach him a lesson (on the cheek, still straight) then to prove my straightness I made out with three of my best female friends. Anyways, we had guys talking to us all night and it was a completely different scenery then the Pacific beach and downtown crowd. Everyone was totally nice and happy and really really gay. It was damn good times but I don’t recommend it if you are not ok being ass slapped and hit on by guys for the majority of the night.

Oh, and san diego is fucking awesome.[/quote]

What… Just… Happened?[/quote]

good times, friend…good times happened.

DUN hate! California is very ghey friendly.
[/quote]

I feel like ‘so the first thing I do is kiss my male friend to teach him a lesson’ is where I got confused.

This is more than likely the first of 3 posts that lead you coming out. Just a warning :([/quote]

hahaha I appreciate the warning, and if i ever do ‘come out’ i will be sure to let you know you were right. But, I think if i were gay i would know it by now. You know, considering I am 25 years old, I have seen numerous naked guys and i have never once been attracted to them

[quote]JaX Un wrote:
You know, considering I am 25 years old, I have seen numerous naked guys and i have never once been attracted to them
[/quote]

…yet. You’re just waiting for Mr. Right.

Go Fuck Yourself, San Diego

(how no one has said this yet is beyond me)

I hear San Diego is Spanish for “a whale’s vagina”.

[quote]WormwoodTheory wrote:
I hear San Diego is Spanish for “a whale’s vagina”.[/quote]

No. There’s no way that’s correct.

^^I heard the translation was lost years ago

.greg.

[quote]DTP88 wrote:

[quote]JaX Un wrote:

[quote]DTP88 wrote:

[quote]JaX Un wrote:
someone asked how the hillcrest party went…

It was fucking amazing. As I mentioned, I am straight, but some random ass guy walked up to me and kissed me on the lips and ran away real quick. By this time I was in a happy drunk zone so I laughed it off. All of my friends started to make fun of me about it, so first thing I do is kiss my male friend to teach him a lesson (on the cheek, still straight) then to prove my straightness I made out with three of my best female friends. Anyways, we had guys talking to us all night and it was a completely different scenery then the Pacific beach and downtown crowd. Everyone was totally nice and happy and really really gay. It was damn good times but I don’t recommend it if you are not ok being ass slapped and hit on by guys for the majority of the night.

Oh, and san diego is fucking awesome.[/quote]

What… Just… Happened?[/quote]

good times, friend…good times happened.

DUN hate! California is very ghey friendly.
[/quote]

I feel like ‘so the first thing I do is kiss my male friend to teach him a lesson’ is where I got confused.

This is more than likely the first of 3 posts that lead you coming out. Just a warning :([/quote]

hahahaha that was the best part of the whole story!! hahaha i was cracking up at that part

.greg.

[quote]JaX Un wrote:
someone asked how the hillcrest party went…

It was fucking amazing. As I mentioned, I am straight, but some random ass guy walked up to me and kissed me on the lips and ran away real quick. By this time I was in a happy drunk zone so I laughed it off. All of my friends started to make fun of me about it, so first thing I do is kiss my male friend to teach him a lesson (on the cheek, still straight) then to prove my straightness I made out with three of my best female friends.

Anyways, we had guys talking to us all night and it was a completely different scenery then the Pacific beach and downtown crowd. Everyone was totally nice and happy and really really gay. It was damn good times but I don’t recommend it if you are not ok being ass slapped and hit on by guys for the majority of the night.

Oh, and san diego is fucking awesome.[/quote]

Did you make eye contact? It’s only ghey if you make eye contact.

[quote]B.L.U. Ninja wrote:

[quote]JaX Un wrote:
someone asked how the hillcrest party went…

It was fucking amazing. As I mentioned, I am straight, but some random ass guy walked up to me and kissed me on the lips and ran away real quick. By this time I was in a happy drunk zone so I laughed it off. All of my friends started to make fun of me about it, so first thing I do is kiss my male friend to teach him a lesson (on the cheek, still straight) then to prove my straightness I made out with three of my best female friends.

Anyways, we had guys talking to us all night and it was a completely different scenery then the Pacific beach and downtown crowd. Everyone was totally nice and happy and really really gay. It was damn good times but I don’t recommend it if you are not ok being ass slapped and hit on by guys for the majority of the night.

Oh, and san diego is fucking awesome.[/quote]

Did you make eye contact? It’s only ghey if you make eye contact.
[/quote]

no, it’s only ghey if you get pregnant.

Dick Fountain…

Guys guys guys, its not ghey if your pitching!

^^yes it is… baseball is real gay

.greg.

[quote]gregron wrote:
^^yes it is… baseball is real gay

.greg.[/quote]

Funny you say that, cause only thing good comin out of SD right now is baseball. The Padres are leading their division. Everyone else can fuck off. lol

hahaha yeah how is that even possible? The Padres always suck balls… and strikes! Ayeeee Ohhhh!!! (ok that was a bad world play)

slowly backs out of the thread in shame after weak word play pun attempt

.greg.

hey Greg…FUCK YOU! Padres are nasty and baseball is a damn great sport! Appreciate the padres for what they are doing this year, a team with a 38million dollar payroll is consistently beating teams with 3x the payroll

I drink to Ted MOTHERFUCKING Williams.

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