Tower 200 Exercise Machine

I was watching TV the other day and I saw an add for the Tower 200 with Randy Couture(sp).

Basically 11 minutes a day will make you a superbeast. I don’t necessarily believe all that, but I was curious if anyone here has used it?

It supposedly has like 200lbs of pressure built into it so you can lower and increase the weight/pressure whenever you need.

Does it work? Gay gimmick?

I’m always down for trying new things.

i just wanted to buy it because Randy was yelling at me…

nods

He also calls you princess in the commercial, it’s all intimidation tactics!

It’s cool cause there’s an anchor for all the bands. Other than that, it’s okay i guess.

Of course it’s awesome…it allows you to do such exercises as the “Warrior,” the “Demon,” and the “Freak.” How can anything rule so fucking hard?!

what happens when you get stronger than the 200 lbs of explosive resistance…

Obviously you have to fight Randy to LEVEL UP!

…that’s why you have to practice such killer moves like “The Demon”, “The Freak”, and “The Warrior”!

johnson575, thanks for the response duuuuude.

I’ll probably pick it up. It’s only 15 bucks, so if it works, awesome, if not…well…who cares.

What happens if someone opens the door?

[quote]pzehtoeur wrote:
What happens if someone opens the door?[/quote]

O shit.

I hate when commercial try to get tough with me.
“HEY! you weak little bitch, buy this”
The fuckin guy working out in the commercial was intense though.

F**k off - Tower 200 only 15.95!!

Anyone read the small print…

At the end of the 30 day trial period, your credit card will be conveniently charged 4 easy payments of $39.95, billed each 30 days.

so that makes $175.75 in total! What a rip off…

And I’m sure that he got that intense by using the Tower 200. Built his entire body with it.

If you’ve bought the Fast Muscles course, Perfect Push-up, Perfect Pull-up, the vibrating work out foot plate, the P90X and the Ab Rocket and are not absolutely huge and ripped already, you’re a little pussy if you don’t buy the Tower 200. Now man up and call 1(800)nopussy NOW, bitch.

Don’t forget to get the shake weight as well…

[quote]lcsilva wrote:
Don’t forget to get the shake weight as well…[/quote]

oo yea the shake weight will give u the ultimate workout… i think i saw an assortment of colors at the nearby planet fitness .

Elastic Bands.

Shut the door with the handle on the other side.

Done.

[quote]D_S wrote:
Elastic Bands.

Shut the door with the handle on the other side.

Done.[/quote]

You’re not gonna getting rich marketing that, jeez!

What if you have those paper thin apartment doors? Wouldn’t 200lbs about rip one those in half?

Ha! just googled it, what a pile o’ shit!

Well, I am NEW to this part of the forum (mostly post in the Ass Worship threads) but my wife and I are considering this as a start (for me) and maintenance (for her). She’s done personal training but is finding that it gets expensive. And then there’s the time factor.

We are also in a small 2 bedroom apartment, so a regular exercise machine would not be the best idea, or dumbells, bench etc. And although it might work outside, lifting in -30 degree weather is not my idea of fun. I’ve done the gym thing as well. Mostly I’m looking to start up a regular routine. Not looking for hugeness. It seems TO ME that this is something I’d like to try and the price is right.

But,

I still would like an opinion or two from here (and not the “it’s shit” version either), tell me why you think as you do. Like I said I’m new at this, and don’t do hype. But willing to give this a shot and USE it.

Thanks guys/gals

Everything works for a little while right?