the first three “personal trainers” i see in the local gym
Bieber.
Lil Wayne
that bitch that founded peta
lil wayne again
[quote]AllerCuzine wrote:
that bitch that founded peta
[/quote]
Good call! Ingrid something…bitch.
[quote]LarryDavid wrote:
- Kerley’s dog
- AndreG909 [Kerley’s love interest]
- Kerley
In that order. The same afternoon. And I want them all in the same vicinity when it happens, too. Preferably a small room or something so they are in full view of each other.
[/quote]
Who’s AndreG909?? are you referring to me you illiterate bastard?!?!?!
And killing me wont solve the current illegal immigrant issue, we’re reproducing too rapidly. I just want you to know that before going into this, killing me solves nothing. WE’RE TAKING OVER!!!
My list:
1.LarryDavid
2.Celtics
3. Edward Cullin
As for how, number 2 and 3 I would just off them. But for LarrdyDavid, I would torture you!
I’ll fkn tie you to a fkn bedpost
with your asscheacks spread out and shit
Put a hanger on the fkn stove and let that shit sit there
for like half an hour
Take it off and stick it in your ass slow, like tsssssssss.
Then I’d lay your nuts on a fkn dresser
Just your nuts layin on a fkn dresser
and Bang them shit with a spiked fkn bat, Ooooh.
I’ll fkn pull your fkn tongue out your fkn mouth
and stab the shit with a rusty screwdriver, Blaoowww!!
I’ll fkn hang you by your fkn dick
off a fkn twelve story building out this mothafkr
I’ll fkn sew your asshole closed, and keep feedin you
and feedin you, and feedin you, and feedin you!!!
Not really, though! =)
[quote]AndrewG909 wrote:
My list:
1.LarryDavid
2.Celtics
3. Edward Cullin
As for how, number 2 and 3 I would just off them. But for LarrdyDavid, I would torture you!
I’ll fkn tie you to a fkn bedpost
with your asscheacks spread out and shit
Put a hanger on the fkn stove and let that shit sit there
for like half an hour
Take it off and stick it in your ass slow, like tsssssssss.
Then I’d lay your nuts on a fkn dresser
Just your nuts layin on a fkn dresser
and Bang them shit with a spiked fkn bat, Ooooh.
I’ll fkn pull your fkn tongue out your fkn mouth
and stab the shit with a rusty screwdriver, Blaoowww!!
I’ll fkn hang you by your fkn dick
off a fkn twelve story building out this mothafkr
I’ll fkn sew your asshole closed, and keep feedin you
and feedin you, and feedin you, and feedin you!!!
Not really, though! =)
[/quote]
Hey, you, get off my cloud
You don’t know me and you don’t know my style
Who be gettin flam when they come to a jam?
Here I am here I am, the Method Man
Patty cake patty cake hey the method man
Don’t eat Skippy, Jif or Peter Pan
Peanut butter, cuz I’m not butter
In fact I snap back like a rubber
band, I be Sam Sam I am
And I dont eat green eggs and ham
Style will hit ya, wham!, then goddamn
You be like oh shit that’s the jam
Turn it up now hear me get buckwu-wu-wild
I’m about to blow light me up
Upside downside inside and outside
Hittin you from every angle there’s no doubt
I am, the one and only Method Man
The master of the plan wrappin shit like Saran
Wrap, with some of this and some of that
Hold up (what?) I tawt I tat I putty tat
Over there, but I think he best to beware
Of the diggy dog shit right here
Yippy yippy yay yippy yah yippy yo
Like Deck said this aint your average flow
Comin like rah ooh ah achie kah
Tell me how ya like it so far baby paw
The poetry’s in motion coast to coast and
Rub it on your skin like lotion
What’s the commotion, oh my lord
Another corn chopped by the Wu-Tang sword
Hey hey hey like Fat Albert
It’s the Method Man ain’t no if ands about it
It’s the Method
[Break:]
All right, y’all get ya White Owls, get ya meth, get ya skins
Don’t forget your fourty
And we gonna do it like this
I got, fat bags of skunk
I got, White Owl blunts
And I’m about to go get lifted
Yes I’m about to go get lifted
I got, myself a fourty
I got, myself a shorty
And I’m about to go and stick it
Yes I’m about to go and stick it
[Verse Two:]
Uhh
H-U-F-F huff and I puff
Blow like snow when the cold wind’s blowin
Zoom, I hit the mic like boom
Wrote a song about it like to hear it here it goes
Question what exactly is a panty raider
Ill behaviour savior or major flavor
All of the above oh yeah plus I do so
Also flam I’m the man call me super
Not an average Joe with an average flow
Doing average things with average hoes
Yo I’m super I’ll make a bitch squirm
For my, Su-per Sperm (check it)
Check it I give it to ya raw butt naked
I smell sess pass the Method
Let’s get lifted as I kick ballistics
Missles and shoot game like a pistol
Clip is loaded when I click bang dang
A Wu-Tang slug hits your brain
J-U-M-P jump and I thump
Make girls rumps like pump and Humpty Hump
Wow, the Shaolin style is all in me
Child, the whole damn isle is callin me
P-A-N-T-Y-R-A-I-D-E-R mad raw I don’t cry
Meaning no one can burn or toss and turn me
Ooh I be the super sperm
Chim chimmeny chim chim cherie
Freak a flow and flow fancy free
Now how many licks does it take
For me to hit the Tootsie Roll center of a break
Peep and don’t sleep the crews mad deep Wu-Tang
Fadin motherfuckers like bleach
So to each and every crew
You’re clear like glass I can see right through
You’re whole damn posse be catchin em all cause you vic’d
and ya didnt have friends to begin with
I’m
M-E-T, H-O-D, MAN
M-E-T, H-O-D, MAN
M-E-T, H-O-D, MAN
M-E-T, H-O-D, MAN
Here I am, here I am, the Method Man
[quote]AndrewG909 wrote:
My list:
1.LarryDavid
2.Celtics
3. Edward Cullin
As for how, number 2 and 3 I would just off them. But for LarrdyDavid, I would torture you!
I’ll fkn tie you to a fkn bedpost
with your asscheacks spread out and shit
Put a hanger on the fkn stove and let that shit sit there
for like half an hour
Take it off and stick it in your ass slow, like tsssssssss.
Then I’d lay your nuts on a fkn dresser
Just your nuts layin on a fkn dresser
and Bang them shit with a spiked fkn bat, Ooooh.
I’ll fkn pull your fkn tongue out your fkn mouth
and stab the shit with a rusty screwdriver, Blaoowww!!
I’ll fkn hang you by your fkn dick
off a fkn twelve story building out this mothafkr
I’ll fkn sew your asshole closed, and keep feedin you
and feedin you, and feedin you, and feedin you!!!
Not really, though! =)
[/quote]
[quote]DBCooper wrote:
[quote]AndrewG909 wrote:
My list:
1.LarryDavid
2.Celtics
3. Edward Cullin
As for how, number 2 and 3 I would just off them. But for LarrdyDavid, I would torture you!
I’ll fkn tie you to a fkn bedpost
with your asscheacks spread out and shit
Put a hanger on the fkn stove and let that shit sit there
for like half an hour
Take it off and stick it in your ass slow, like tsssssssss.
Then I’d lay your nuts on a fkn dresser
Just your nuts layin on a fkn dresser
and Bang them shit with a spiked fkn bat, Ooooh.
I’ll fkn pull your fkn tongue out your fkn mouth
and stab the shit with a rusty screwdriver, Blaoowww!!
I’ll fkn hang you by your fkn dick
off a fkn twelve story building out this mothafkr
I’ll fkn sew your asshole closed, and keep feedin you
and feedin you, and feedin you, and feedin you!!!
Not really, though! =)
[/quote]
Hey, you, get off my cloud
You don’t know me and you don’t know my style
Who be gettin flam when they come to a jam?
Here I am here I am, the Method Man
Patty cake patty cake hey the method man
Don’t eat Skippy, Jif or Peter Pan
Peanut butter, cuz I’m not butter
In fact I snap back like a rubber
band, I be Sam Sam I am
And I dont eat green eggs and ham
Style will hit ya, wham!, then goddamn
You be like oh shit that’s the jam
Turn it up now hear me get buckwu-wu-wild
I’m about to blow light me up
Upside downside inside and outside
Hittin you from every angle there’s no doubt
I am, the one and only Method Man
The master of the plan wrappin shit like Saran
Wrap, with some of this and some of that
Hold up (what?) I tawt I tat I putty tat
Over there, but I think he best to beware
Of the diggy dog shit right here
Yippy yippy yay yippy yah yippy yo
Like Deck said this aint your average flow
Comin like rah ooh ah achie kah
Tell me how ya like it so far baby paw
The poetry’s in motion coast to coast and
Rub it on your skin like lotion
What’s the commotion, oh my lord
Another corn chopped by the Wu-Tang sword
Hey hey hey like Fat Albert
It’s the Method Man ain’t no if ands about it
It’s the Method
[Break:]
All right, y’all get ya White Owls, get ya meth, get ya skins
Don’t forget your fourty
And we gonna do it like this
I got, fat bags of skunk
I got, White Owl blunts
And I’m about to go get lifted
Yes I’m about to go get lifted
I got, myself a fourty
I got, myself a shorty
And I’m about to go and stick it
Yes I’m about to go and stick it
[Verse Two:]
Uhh
H-U-F-F huff and I puff
Blow like snow when the cold wind’s blowin
Zoom, I hit the mic like boom
Wrote a song about it like to hear it here it goes
Question what exactly is a panty raider
Ill behaviour savior or major flavor
All of the above oh yeah plus I do so
Also flam I’m the man call me super
Not an average Joe with an average flow
Doing average things with average hoes
Yo I’m super I’ll make a bitch squirm
For my, Su-per Sperm (check it)
Check it I give it to ya raw butt naked
I smell sess pass the Method
Let’s get lifted as I kick ballistics
Missles and shoot game like a pistol
Clip is loaded when I click bang dang
A Wu-Tang slug hits your brain
J-U-M-P jump and I thump
Make girls rumps like pump and Humpty Hump
Wow, the Shaolin style is all in me
Child, the whole damn isle is callin me
P-A-N-T-Y-R-A-I-D-E-R mad raw I don’t cry
Meaning no one can burn or toss and turn me
Ooh I be the super sperm
Chim chimmeny chim chim cherie
Freak a flow and flow fancy free
Now how many licks does it take
For me to hit the Tootsie Roll center of a break
Peep and don’t sleep the crews mad deep Wu-Tang
Fadin motherfuckers like bleach
So to each and every crew
You’re clear like glass I can see right through
You’re whole damn posse be catchin em all cause you vic’d
and ya didnt have friends to begin with
I’m
M-E-T, H-O-D, MAN
M-E-T, H-O-D, MAN
M-E-T, H-O-D, MAN
M-E-T, H-O-D, MAN
Here I am, here I am, the Method Man[/quote]
I have no idea what it is you’re going on about! Who’s method man? =)
[quote]andrew_live wrote:
[quote]DBCooper wrote:
the cop that sent me up the river, any cop who gets in my way and the fucker who started the “crazed gunman” thread about me. I’m not crazed.[/quote]
the anti-cop in you might get a lul out of this.
[/quote]
So funny. Notice how Winston is wagging his tail the whole time. Cruiser was just a chew toy that’s all!
[quote]andrew_live wrote:
the anti-cop in you might get a lul out of this.
[/quote]
however the dog-hater in me is saying FUCKING FLOOR IT WHILE U CAN HIT ALL THREE
- Jack Van Impe and his wife
- Rush (the band)
- keith olberman…It’s still considered killing him if I torture him for 30 years before he dies right?
This thread is awesome
[quote]carbiduis wrote:
2. Rush (the band)
This thread is awesome[/quote]
The acrid stench of your FAIL burns my nostrils.
For anyone who lives in Southern Ontario, I offer two people who need to die.
1.) Sean Jones, CEO of Spence Diamonds (stay the FUCK off my radio station, you smug little shit!)
2.) Whoever is behind those Marineland radio ads (I actually like whales, but listening to these ads makes me want to nuke an entire pod of them)
[quote]carbiduis wrote:
- Rush (the band)
Just because of the music or did Geddy take a dump in your mailbox? Who could want to kill Rush, what with all their limelight and red barchettas.
- keith olberman…It’s still considered killing him if I torture him for 30 years before he dies right?
150% agree
This thread is awesome[/quote]
[quote]biglifter wrote:
[quote]carbiduis wrote:
- Rush (the band)
Just because of the music or did Geddy take a dump in your mailbox? Who could want to kill Rush, what with all their limelight and red barchettas.
- keith olberman…It’s still considered killing him if I torture him for 30 years before he dies right?
150% agree
This thread is awesome[/quote]
[/quote]
ok, I’'ll explain why i don like rush…
To begin with, they are grossly overrated. As a whole, the music is mediocre, barely passable. I say this because it really does strike me as a commercial/pop sound. No emotions are stirred up inside me when i listen to it, NOT EVEN CLOSE. AND the music is something that you would play (on bass/guitar/synthesizer) when you are learning scales and shit, or simply fucking around. I’ll be dinking around on my guitar bass and I’ll hear myself play something along the lines of their music and I’ll think, ok that sounds kinda cool…but what is it really saying? Not much. and the only reason i played it is because it was sooo easy to play, i landed upon it by accident.
I’ll call it accident music
Neil Peart: for a while, I’ve heard that this guy is a really good drummer. So i checked out their music and guess what? LAME SHIT JACK. No power, no BOOMBASTITY, and worst of all NO GROOVE. And his equipment: He is SURROUNDED by an orbital of drum heads and symbols, but guess what, he couldnt even get the Bass/snare/hi-hat to sound right in the first place. John theodre, John Bonham, Dave grohl, Now these guys HAVE BALLS.
Geddy Lee: whats with the voice? Do you take your music seriously? ok, well then maybe you stop inflecting your voice to sound like a pre-pubescent lesbian who go the dildo stuck. If your music is just bullshit, a joke, then do a comedy show with parodies. I want music with raw emotion, power, spontenaiety, moods.
Guitar guy (not even worth finding out his name right now): You suck, You’re gay, I’ve been playing for 7yrs now and I’m better than you. Your stage gestures make me want to steal your gibson and and crush each of your fingers till their bones are dust. The scales you play are boring, and i question your ability to hit a triplet at 100 BPM…and thats with hammer-on’s and pull-off’s.
So again, Rush, die.
[quote]carbiduis wrote:
[quote]biglifter wrote:
[quote]carbiduis wrote:
- Rush (the band)
Just because of the music or did Geddy take a dump in your mailbox? Who could want to kill Rush, what with all their limelight and red barchettas.
- keith olberman…It’s still considered killing him if I torture him for 30 years before he dies right?
150% agree
This thread is awesome[/quote]
[/quote]
ok, I’'ll explain why i don like rush…
To begin with, they are grossly overrated. As a whole, the music is mediocre, barely passable. I say this because it really does strike me as a commercial/pop sound. No emotions are stirred up inside me when i listen to it, NOT EVEN CLOSE. AND the music is something that you would play (on bass/guitar/synthesizer) when you are learning scales and shit, or simply fucking around. I’ll be dinking around on my guitar bass and I’ll hear myself play something along the lines of their music and I’ll think, ok that sounds kinda cool…but what is it really saying? Not much. and the only reason i played it is because it was sooo easy to play, i landed upon it by accident.
I’ll call it accident music
Neil Peart: for a while, I’ve heard that this guy is a really good drummer. So i checked out their music and guess what? LAME SHIT JACK. No power, no BOOMBASTITY, and worst of all NO GROOVE. And his equipment: He is SURROUNDED by an orbital of drum heads and symbols, but guess what, he couldnt even get the Bass/snare/hi-hat to sound right in the first place. John theodre, John Bonham, Dave grohl, Now these guys HAVE BALLS.
Geddy Lee: whats with the voice? Do you take your music seriously? ok, well then maybe you stop inflecting your voice to sound like a pre-pubescent lesbian who go the dildo stuck. If your music is just bullshit, a joke, then do a comedy show with parodies. I want music with raw emotion, power, spontenaiety, moods.
Guitar guy (not even worth finding out his name right now): You suck, You’re gay, I’ve been playing for 7yrs now and I’m better than you. Your stage gestures make me want to steal your gibson and and crush each of your fingers till their bones are dust. The scales you play are boring, and i question your ability to hit a triplet at 100 BPM…and thats with hammer-on’s and pull-off’s.
So again, Rush, die.[/quote]
So fucking true. I don’t want to hijack this thread or anything, but when I hear that goddamned nasally, high-pitched voice of Geddy Lee I want to fucking puke. As a fellow drummer, I have to say that Neil Peart is an incredible drummer…and he sounds like shit. Rock drumming isn’t about chops, flashy fills and a bunch of weird time signatures; it’s about groove and feel and I just don’t hear that in his drumming. I’m sure he could groove with the best of them if he wanted, but the fact that he doesn’t says a lot about him. Danny Carey from Tool plays all that prog rock, odd, constantly-changing time signature stuff (like 6.5/8 time) like Peart and he sounds WAY better.
Clyde Stubblefield, Chad Smith, John Bonham and Josh Freese all have chops that could stack up against Peart, but Peart couldn’t hold their fucking cymbal stand when it comes to groove and feel for the pocket. You want to hear some great rock drumming that actually SOUNDS great?
The Lemon Song, Kashmir, The Ocean, Black Dog, Since I’ve Been Loving You (Bonham), Discipline (NIN with Freese on drums), With Teeth (album by NIN with Grohl on drums for most of the songs), I Got To Move, Mother Popcorn, Cold Sweat (the long version; Stubblefield), and anything off of Blood, Sugar, Sex, Magic (Chad Smith)-it’s in the pocket the whole fucking time.
Yeah, scratch my first list; I’d stab Neal Peart to death in the face with his drumsticks, then kill the first two people I hear tell me that Peart is a better drummer than Bonham
[quote]carbiduis wrote:
ok, I’'ll explain why i don like rush…
To begin with, they are grossly overrated. As a whole, the music is mediocre, barely passable. I say this because it really does strike me as a commercial/pop sound. No emotions are stirred up inside me when i listen to it, NOT EVEN CLOSE. AND the music is something that you would play (on bass/guitar/synthesizer) when you are learning scales and shit, or simply fucking around. I’ll be dinking around on my guitar bass and I’ll hear myself play something along the lines of their music and I’ll think, ok that sounds kinda cool…but what is it really saying? Not much. and the only reason i played it is because it was sooo easy to play, i landed upon it by accident.
I’ll call it accident music
Neil Peart: for a while, I’ve heard that this guy is a really good drummer. So i checked out their music and guess what? LAME SHIT JACK. No power, no BOOMBASTITY, and worst of all NO GROOVE. And his equipment: He is SURROUNDED by an orbital of drum heads and symbols, but guess what, he couldnt even get the Bass/snare/hi-hat to sound right in the first place. John theodre, John Bonham, Dave grohl, Now these guys HAVE BALLS.
Geddy Lee: whats with the voice? Do you take your music seriously? ok, well then maybe you stop inflecting your voice to sound like a pre-pubescent lesbian who go the dildo stuck. If your music is just bullshit, a joke, then do a comedy show with parodies. I want music with raw emotion, power, spontenaiety, moods.
Guitar guy (not even worth finding out his name right now): You suck, You’re gay, I’ve been playing for 7yrs now and I’m better than you. Your stage gestures make me want to steal your gibson and and crush each of your fingers till their bones are dust. The scales you play are boring, and i question your ability to hit a triplet at 100 BPM…and thats with hammer-on’s and pull-off’s.
So again, Rush, die.[/quote]
You’ve got to be trolling here. And if so, I’ve been “trolled”. But Corky from “Life Goes On” after eating handfuls of lead chips and huffing argon gas could offer a better musical critique than you. And he’s probably never picked up an instrument that doesn’t shoot out coloured lights when you blow into it.
“The Professor” Neil Peart: Has won “drummer of the year” so many times from Modern Drummer that they no longer nominated him in order to give other drummers a chance. Has gotten personal “nods” from John Bonham and the estate of Buddy Rich (the ONLY drummer allowed to orchestrate his tribute album). Arguably the most technical rock drummer who has ever lived.
“The Ged”: Frigging LES CLAYPOOL looks up to him. Do I need to say anymore?
Alex Lifeson: Overshadowed by his two “best in class” bandmates, but still insanely proficient at what he does.
Matt Stone (of South Park fame) says it best: “Even if you never liked Rush, you’ve gotta give it up for them. If you don’t, you’re just an old dickhead”
[quote]PimpBot5000 wrote:
[quote]carbiduis wrote:
ok, I’'ll explain why i don like rush…
To begin with, they are grossly overrated. As a whole, the music is mediocre, barely passable. I say this because it really does strike me as a commercial/pop sound. No emotions are stirred up inside me when i listen to it, NOT EVEN CLOSE. AND the music is something that you would play (on bass/guitar/synthesizer) when you are learning scales and shit, or simply fucking around. I’ll be dinking around on my guitar bass and I’ll hear myself play something along the lines of their music and I’ll think, ok that sounds kinda cool…but what is it really saying? Not much. and the only reason i played it is because it was sooo easy to play, i landed upon it by accident.
I’ll call it accident music
Neil Peart: for a while, I’ve heard that this guy is a really good drummer. So i checked out their music and guess what? LAME SHIT JACK. No power, no BOOMBASTITY, and worst of all NO GROOVE. And his equipment: He is SURROUNDED by an orbital of drum heads and symbols, but guess what, he couldnt even get the Bass/snare/hi-hat to sound right in the first place. John theodre, John Bonham, Dave grohl, Now these guys HAVE BALLS.
Geddy Lee: whats with the voice? Do you take your music seriously? ok, well then maybe you stop inflecting your voice to sound like a pre-pubescent lesbian who go the dildo stuck. If your music is just bullshit, a joke, then do a comedy show with parodies. I want music with raw emotion, power, spontenaiety, moods.
Guitar guy (not even worth finding out his name right now): You suck, You’re gay, I’ve been playing for 7yrs now and I’m better than you. Your stage gestures make me want to steal your gibson and and crush each of your fingers till their bones are dust. The scales you play are boring, and i question your ability to hit a triplet at 100 BPM…and thats with hammer-on’s and pull-off’s.
So again, Rush, die.[/quote]
You’ve got to be trolling here. And if so, I’ve been “trolled”. But Corky from “Life Goes On” after eating handfuls of lead chips and huffing argon gas could offer a better musical critique than you. And he’s probably never picked up an instrument that doesn’t shoot out coloured lights when you blow into it.
“The Professor” Neil Peart: Has won “drummer of the year” so many times from Modern Drummer that they no longer nominated him in order to give other drummers a chance. Has gotten personal “nods” from John Bonham and the estate of Buddy Rich (the ONLY drummer allowed to orchestrate his tribute album). Arguably the most technical rock drummer who has ever lived.
“The Ged”: Frigging LES CLAYPOOL looks up to him. Do I need to say anymore?
Alex Lifeson: Overshadowed by his two “best in class” bandmates, but still insanely proficient at what he does.
Matt Stone (of South Park fame) says it best: “Even if you never liked Rush, you’ve gotta give it up for them. If you don’t, you’re just an old dickhead”
[/quote]
Im listening to the music, not to some bullshit Modern Drummer, Let the music speak for itself, and if it says shitty things like Rush’s music does, then don’t count on some third party to rectify its quality.
I dig Les Claypool…he’ll loose a few credibility points with this. But again looking to a another source for evaluation. Its like saying Barrack Obama is a great president cause he got a nobel peace prize, but in reality, he’s a shitty fucking president at best.
And its good to see that we can agree that the guitarist sucks and should deliver me his gibson, buy a wal-mart guitar for himself (the kids version, not quite ready for the full-size) and take lessons from me.
Khameini (sp?): aka that mullah that runs Iran
Kim Jong Il
M.Night Shyamallanamaan
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