[quote]andrew_live wrote:
[quote]DBCooper wrote:
the cop that sent me up the river, any cop who gets in my way and the fucker who started the “crazed gunman” thread about me. I’m not crazed.[/quote]
the anti-cop in you might get a lul out of this.
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Lol what the hell is going on in this video??
John Wilkes Booth.
Since its a back in time case I’ll just take the one.
Edit: Fuck it also OBL
1-pamela anderson
2-joe biden
3-whoever decided to teach kids shakespeare.
Every single last dietitian.
I know that’s over 3, but it would go a long way towards solving the nation’s obesity problem.
i dont wanna kill anyone famous or even half well known so there is no point in naming people no one knows, if it was a situation where i could kill 3 people and have no consequences they would all be people in my life who done something bad to me.
[quote]Kerley wrote:
i dont wanna kill anyone famous or even half well known so there is no point in naming people no one knows, if it was a situation where i could kill 3 people and have no consequences they would all be people in my life who done something bad to me.[/quote]
do you have three people deserving of death. I could see having one. But three?
[quote]Eli B wrote:
[quote]Kerley wrote:
i dont wanna kill anyone famous or even half well known so there is no point in naming people no one knows, if it was a situation where i could kill 3 people and have no consequences they would all be people in my life who done something bad to me.[/quote]
do you have three people deserving of death. I could see having one. But three?[/quote]
no, but if i had to choose 3 i could do it.
EDIT: your right, i only have one.
Justin Beiber
Lindsey Lohan
Britney Spears
I just thought of another: Glenn Beck
So in order of priority:
Lady Gaga…yep.
I normally do not post much but when I saw this thread , I had to put my two cents in. One person would be the one that suggested my username, but the other two- I would need a lot more time to think about it. Many people, only can kill two more. May I also comment as to how we would go about doing it? No guns or knives should be allowed, (too lame ) we need to be creative here.
In that order. The same afternoon. And I want them all in the same vicinity when it happens, too. Preferably a small room or something so they are in full view of each other.
Not really, though :).
[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:
The fun thing about hookers is that you have them for an hour and can do anything you want with them.
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Am I the only one who thinks this is the post of the year?
DB Cooper. I need your assistance in the realm of fucking throat slitting. I don’t know what his name is but he’s the lead singer of ‘steroes’
Have at him.
Robert Rodriguez for making “Predators” he completely fucked up a franchise that was in dire need of help. I’ll get back to y’all on the other two.
Damn. This is a lot harder than I thought it would be once I actually thought about it.
See there’s people I would want out of my face. (evil bitch at work, douche bags at my gym)
There are a lot of people I would like to beat to bloody pulp. (Casey Anthony, Micheal Moore, Osama Bin Laden)
There are people that I wish would just disappear from the media and the world stage and I want them to stop poisoning society (Al Sharpton, Chris Mathews, Nancy Pelosi)
There are people that I wish would disappear from the web (Mark Cassidy, MovieTheaterLad, and Corndogburgler from Comicbookmovie.com)
But in all honesty I don’t want to KILL any of them. I don’t need them to die, just vanish from my world.
Killing is too final. Too easy. Exile to Siberia and toungue and fingers cut off would be more than enough for most of them.
[quote]Mackk wrote:
DB Cooper. I need your assistance in the realm of fucking throat slitting. I don’t know what his name is but he’s the lead singer of ‘steroes’
Have at him.[/quote]
Oh shit. I just threw up in my mouth. Yeah…I’d love to use the male end of an extension cord to slit this fucker’s throat. I don’t know who he is, but he looks like the type who’s got an asshole like a fucking tub of salsa. Not only would I like to slit his fucking throat, I’d relish the opportunity to suck his left eyeball out and then ram my flaccid fucking cock into it.
Or perhaps it’d be nice to just squeeze this fucker’s head until his cranial sutures ruptured, then I’d slowly chew on his amygdala. Maybe feed his cerebral cortex to his dog, that is if his dog is still alive; he looks like the type to perform some seriously hardcore gag porn-type shit on it.
I wouldn’t mind ripping his emo fucking stomach open and shoving a bunch of tootsie rolls into him and then sew him up and hang him from the tree in my backyard by his fucking toes and letting the neighborhood kids have at him with a 31oz./34" Louisville Slugger. Nah, he’d probably like that.
Maybe I’ll just nibble on his sternocleidomastoid for a little while then lock him in my bombshelter with my .500 Magnum and one bullet…and just wait. Or even better I could…oh fuck. Did I just type all this shit down? Jesus Christ I’m fucking disturbed. This is…OH! OH! OH! I just came. Oh fuck. Don’t press submit, don’t press submit, don’t press submit…oh fuck I just pressed submit.