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[quote]AndrewG909 wrote:
My list:
1.LarryDavid
2.Celtics
3. Edward Cullin
As for how, number 2 and 3 I would just off them. But for LarrdyDavid, I would torture you!
I’ll fkn tie you to a fkn bedpost
with your asscheacks spread out and shit
Put a hanger on the fkn stove and let that shit sit there
for like half an hour
Take it off and stick it in your ass slow, like tsssssssss.
Then I’d lay your nuts on a fkn dresser
Just your nuts layin on a fkn dresser
and Bang them shit with a spiked fkn bat, Ooooh.
I’ll fkn pull your fkn tongue out your fkn mouth
and stab the shit with a rusty screwdriver, Blaoowww!!
I’ll fkn hang you by your fkn dick
off a fkn twelve story building out this mothafkr
I’ll fkn sew your asshole closed, and keep feedin you
and feedin you, and feedin you, and feedin you!!!
Not really, though! =)
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LOL
Hadn’t checked this thread for a bit.
[quote]carbiduis wrote:
[quote]biglifter wrote:
[quote]carbiduis wrote:
- Rush (the band)
Just because of the music or did Geddy take a dump in your mailbox? Who could want to kill Rush, what with all their limelight and red barchettas.
- keith olberman…It’s still considered killing him if I torture him for 30 years before he dies right?
150% agree
This thread is awesome[/quote]
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ok, I’'ll explain why i don like rush…
To begin with, they are grossly overrated. As a whole, the music is mediocre, barely passable. I say this because it really does strike me as a commercial/pop sound. No emotions are stirred up inside me when i listen to it, NOT EVEN CLOSE. AND the music is something that you would play (on bass/guitar/synthesizer) when you are learning scales and shit, or simply fucking around. I’ll be dinking around on my guitar bass and I’ll hear myself play something along the lines of their music and I’ll think, ok that sounds kinda cool…but what is it really saying? Not much. and the only reason i played it is because it was sooo easy to play, i landed upon it by accident.
I’ll call it accident music
Neil Peart: for a while, I’ve heard that this guy is a really good drummer. So i checked out their music and guess what? LAME SHIT JACK. No power, no BOOMBASTITY, and worst of all NO GROOVE. And his equipment: He is SURROUNDED by an orbital of drum heads and symbols, but guess what, he couldnt even get the Bass/snare/hi-hat to sound right in the first place. John theodre, John Bonham, Dave grohl, Now these guys HAVE BALLS.
Geddy Lee: whats with the voice? Do you take your music seriously? ok, well then maybe you stop inflecting your voice to sound like a pre-pubescent lesbian who go the dildo stuck. If your music is just bullshit, a joke, then do a comedy show with parodies. I want music with raw emotion, power, spontenaiety, moods.
Guitar guy (not even worth finding out his name right now): You suck, You’re gay, I’ve been playing for 7yrs now and I’m better than you. Your stage gestures make me want to steal your gibson and and crush each of your fingers till their bones are dust. The scales you play are boring, and i question your ability to hit a triplet at 100 BPM…and thats with hammer-on’s and pull-off’s.
So again, Rush, die.[/quote]
My list was going to look something like this:
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Nickleback (yeah, I know, more than one person)
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Kid Rock
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Fred Phelps
Now, after reading you and DBCooper’s Fail-filled anti-Rush diatribes, I now have a new list of individuals to moida.
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You
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DBCooper
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Nickleback
Edited
Ayn rand.
[quote]Dustin wrote:
[quote]carbiduis wrote:
[quote]biglifter wrote:
[quote]carbiduis wrote:
- Rush (the band)
Just because of the music or did Geddy take a dump in your mailbox? Who could want to kill Rush, what with all their limelight and red barchettas.
- keith olberman…It’s still considered killing him if I torture him for 30 years before he dies right?
150% agree
This thread is awesome[/quote]
[/quote]
ok, I’'ll explain why i don like rush…
To begin with, they are grossly overrated. As a whole, the music is mediocre, barely passable. I say this because it really does strike me as a commercial/pop sound. No emotions are stirred up inside me when i listen to it, NOT EVEN CLOSE. AND the music is something that you would play (on bass/guitar/synthesizer) when you are learning scales and shit, or simply fucking around. I’ll be dinking around on my guitar bass and I’ll hear myself play something along the lines of their music and I’ll think, ok that sounds kinda cool…but what is it really saying? Not much. and the only reason i played it is because it was sooo easy to play, i landed upon it by accident.
I’ll call it accident music
Neil Peart: for a while, I’ve heard that this guy is a really good drummer. So i checked out their music and guess what? LAME SHIT JACK. No power, no BOOMBASTITY, and worst of all NO GROOVE. And his equipment: He is SURROUNDED by an orbital of drum heads and symbols, but guess what, he couldnt even get the Bass/snare/hi-hat to sound right in the first place. John theodre, John Bonham, Dave grohl, Now these guys HAVE BALLS.
Geddy Lee: whats with the voice? Do you take your music seriously? ok, well then maybe you stop inflecting your voice to sound like a pre-pubescent lesbian who go the dildo stuck. If your music is just bullshit, a joke, then do a comedy show with parodies. I want music with raw emotion, power, spontenaiety, moods.
Guitar guy (not even worth finding out his name right now): You suck, You’re gay, I’ve been playing for 7yrs now and I’m better than you. Your stage gestures make me want to steal your gibson and and crush each of your fingers till their bones are dust. The scales you play are boring, and i question your ability to hit a triplet at 100 BPM…and thats with hammer-on’s and pull-off’s.
So again, Rush, die.[/quote]
My list was going to look something like this:
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Nickleback (yeah, I know, more than one person)
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Kid Rock
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Fred Phelps
Now, after reading you and DBCooper’s Fail-filled anti-Rush diatribes, I now have a new list of individuals to moida.
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You
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DBCooper
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Nickleback
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I consider it an honor to be on a Rush fan’s kill list. Tells me I’m doing something right.
[quote]Dustin wrote:
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You
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DBCooper
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Nickleback
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Damn! Being placed on the same list as Nickelback is lowest of the lows!
LOL
[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:
[quote]Dustin wrote:
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You
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DBCooper
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Nickleback
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Damn! Being placed on the same list as Nickelback is lowest of the lows!
LOL[/quote]
Not nearly as bad as if it was Rush. But im with DBCooper on this one, im flattered that a rush fan would want to kill me.
[quote]carbiduis wrote:
[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:
[quote]Dustin wrote:
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You
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DBCooper
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Nickleback
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Damn! Being placed on the same list as Nickelback is lowest of the lows!
LOL[/quote]
Not nearly as bad as if it was Rush. But im with DBCooper on this one, im flattered that a rush fan would want to kill me.[/quote]
I bet you like Nickleback, don’t you?
[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:
[quote]Dustin wrote:
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You
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DBCooper
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Nickleback
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Damn! Being placed on the same list as Nickelback is lowest of the lows!
LOL[/quote]
Isn’t it though? It would almost be worth the time spent in prison knowing that those douche nozzles (Nickleback) aren’t around anymore to spread their Fail.
[quote]Dustin wrote:
[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:
[quote]Dustin wrote:
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You
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DBCooper
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Nickleback
[/quote]
Damn! Being placed on the same list as Nickelback is lowest of the lows!
LOL[/quote]
Isn’t it though? It would almost be worth the time spent in prison knowing that those douche nozzles (Nickleback) aren’t around anymore to spread their Fail. [/quote]
lol!
Steve Hartman (Fox Sports Radio)
Any random Hipster
Wendy Williams and all the chicks who sit in the breakroom and waste time watching her
- Neil Young
- Whoever came up with the idea for the kia(i think) commercial with the fucking hamsters.
- Any of the major players at ceasefire, the brady bunch, or just any of those gun control douche-bags. (with my bare hands just to prove you dont need a gun to kill someone)
[quote]Jfbalabama wrote:
- Neil Young
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Why would you say such a thing?
[quote]Dustin wrote:
Why would you say such a thing?
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Man, the “musical opinion FAIL” is very strong in this thread.
How can anybody hate Neil Young?
Here, I’m going to post a horrible, horrible video that will appeal to the common musical taste of this thread
All 3 would be bus drivers.
[quote]WormwoodTheory wrote:
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You wish to kill Glenn you son of a bitch *loads shotgun
[quote]Eli B wrote:
I just thought of another: Glenn Beck
So in order of priority:
- John Wilkes Boothe
- OBL
- Glenn Beck[/quote]
You know I’ll let Beck go for Ahmedinijad. And given that Booth is already dead I’ll put Kim Jong Il up there too.
But if I COULD go back in time and kill Booth, Somebody would be getting bumped again and I think it would be Kim Jong.