Ahh, the gadgets made for the ever growing population of fatties.
#1 Product for fat people!!!
-A Gun so you can shoot yourself!
You suck at life if you need a huge casket to stuff your dead fat ass into.
I just don’t understand how you can let yourself get to a point where you need to purchase a tool to help you reach your own butthole to wipe yourself. Sad.
- Bottom Buddy, a “toileting aid” for those who can’t quite reach all the way around to that area that most needs cleaning. Plus, lets you easily dispose of that used toilet paper when you’re done.
Seriously, that’s just sad. I know that there are certain instances that should alert someone to their need to lose some fat. (did that sentence make sense?) And one of them should be when you can no longer wipe your own ass. I mean, come on. How is someone ok with this? I just don’t understand. Does not compute.
How sad is it that a 15lb burger is listed higher than the diet software and fitness center.
i’ll take the burger, sounds good right about now.
[quote]Ghost22 wrote:
#1 Product for fat people!!!
-A Gun so you can shoot yourself!
You suck at life if you need a huge casket to stuff your dead fat ass into.
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You should see these things. I live on top of a mortuary and everyone once in a while one of these caskets is there. They are HUGE. The poor staff has such a difficult time with these types of people…it really is sad.
I love how the guy says that these products have to be for the people that “have at least a BMI of 40.” I think alot of people fail to realize how much weight can go onto a person before they need any of these products.
I can’t wipe it. Not because I can’t reach, I just never had the desire to learn.
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Damn it only took like 20 seconds of the video
my favorite one is the, personal airplane belt extender. lol
[quote]BrwnbellyYankee wrote:
my favorite one is the, personal airplane belt extender. lol [/quote]
the sad part is that you’re paying money just so you aren’t embarassed. Maybe if you’re embarassed about your huge ass you should do something about it.
From the bottom of the article:
Perhaps this reminds us of the ultimate toll of obesity, which is a disease and not a moral deficiency or weakness of will. Not too funny. ? Charlie White
fucking denial much?
Lupus is a disease, people. Obesity is just that you find things too tasty to put down.
[quote]dre wrote:
2. Bottom Buddy, a “toileting aid” for those who can’t quite reach all the way around to that area that most needs cleaning. Plus, lets you easily dispose of that used toilet paper when you’re done.
Seriously, that’s just sad. I know that there are certain instances that should alert someone to their need to lose some fat. (did that sentence make sense?) And one of them should be when you can no longer wipe your own ass. I mean, come on. How is someone ok with this? I just don’t understand. Does not compute.[/quote]
A few years back, they did an interview on the Daily Show about this product. The inventor supposedly wanted to call it the “shit stick” or something. I can’t find the clip online, but it was hilarious.
Obesity is a disease???
Anyone else ashamed to be part of “humanity?”
God Dammit…
No. 1 on the list should be a goddamn mirror. Look at you. put down the goddam donuts and do some heroin.
-chris
Cholera is a disease obesity is stupidity, lack of self esteem,
*Annoying & *gross.
- also applies to cholera