[quote]Zap Branigan wrote:
Horazio wrote:
Are you gonna have fist fights every time you hear a spiteful comment ?
He better learn to like prison.[/quote]
More like FIGHT in prison !!! Or get fucked in prison !!!
Pick and choose your fights brother but don’t let anybody disrespect you especially not in front of your girl, punch em in the throat so hard he wont talk the same.
Ive got a t-shirt i wear when I lift it says “Fuck or Fight” I love
[quote]T-MIA wrote:
Ive got a t-shirt i wear when I lift it says “Fuck or Fight” I love [/quote]
Where did you get it?
[quote]meangenes wrote:
T-MIA wrote:
Ive got a t-shirt i wear when I lift it says “Fuck or Fight” I love
Where did you get it?[/quote]
Lol,I was going to ask the same thing.
A guy is only going to call a girl a slut is when he’s not the one fucking her. Throw that one in his face.
Also, - YouTube. It’s been on one of the other forum threads too.
Don’t gouge the eyes and don’t punch the throat. It’s not just dirty. One can blind relatively easy and one can kill. And then everyone will tell your girl you were a whore in prison. (prison rape jokes are so cheap, but theyre just so damn easy to make).
I’d stay away from fightin’ too dirty in a school yard squabble. Basically your fighting for honor. So why the fuck would you fight dishonorably to get honor. Didn’t TC just run a piece on integrity?
Well he may have just been giving you a heads up. Find out if she is one of the easiest girls in school and you may wind up thanking him for the insight.
That being said, if you do just absolutely have to fight him over it, hit him in the nose right off the bat and then just keep punching him.
Be aware that school yard fights and street fights are totally different though. Yours will be broken up in a matter of a minute or less. a few quick punches will make you the winner.
in a street fight you’d be in for a much more trying time.
I know that being in high school can make it hard to objectively look at high school and how stupid it is, but you will regret getting in trouble over a comment made from a guy about a girl you will probably never see again after graduation anyways.
oh yeah, here’s some more advice you can carry with you for the rest of your life: Don’t take advice from douchebags.
[quote]SPANISH FLY wrote:
For some reason this just isnt right, the more i think about it the more more stupid it is that adults are giving a high school kid advice how to fight.[/quote]
Yea it is kind of stupid, and it will probably be best for him to avoid it. My only problem is that I run into college students and adults who didn’t fight when they were young so they try to be extra tough and end up in real bad situations. A sore jaw in highschool, tends to be 6 month hospital stay when your an adult.
I just left high school so I know what your talking about, I’m not sure if things are the same in the states etc as they are in Australia but
1). have friends with you, in case his friends get involved. It’s not good to be kicking his ass then have about 4 people hit you up the back of the head
2). the earlier posts about not fighting are probably the best ones in this thread; he called your girl a slut or a tramp or whatever - basically, who cares. From what I understand, nobody likes this guy that you know, nobody you know or care about respects his opinion, and he seems to simply have anger management issues. Or be socially retarded - whatever. But basically, if you do fight, end it quickly without doing anything that you think is an iffy issue - groin strikes etc. This guy isn’t mugging you, he doesn’t have weapons or a ‘posse’, theres no need to ruin both of your lives over it.
Regardless, good luck with it. Let us know how it all goes.
Dan
Bas Rutten bar fight video. He’s got some good tips plus the whole thing makes me crack up.
Also from what I remember most high school fights start with a lot of talking and maybe some pushing. So you say something smart ass to him and right when he starts to retort you blast him, catching him off guard.
Like someone else said, even if you don’t end up winning draw some blood and make him regret ever fucking with you.
[quote]RickyBobby wrote:
Bas Rutten Self Defense Crash Course - YouTube [/quote]
Looks like a vicious adversary. I’d fight him in a bar brawl.
look man first all you got to remember is that he is juat as scared of geting his ass kick just as much as you . so you use that to your advantage you just ack more agresive then him trow the first punch always aim for like the nose if you him him good with this first punch he will not see good and damn does it hurt then you go for eyes face not top head are back head does not hurt to much . if you are bigger then the guys try to get him to the ground and pound his ass .
But if all else dont work and yall locked up . put a thumb in his eye shit works i have tryed lol . fighting is fighting ok so try clean first but if he is getting the best of you fuck it go dirty. and dont ever stop show every one you can go the mile . remember its all in you head. you are a beter fighter .
[quote]RickyBobby wrote:
Bas Rutten Self Defense Crash Course - YouTube [/quote]
Hey, hold my knife. hahaha
You should have said “you’re just jealous because I’m getting some and you aren’t” then walked away.
Fighting after school is for idiots. You are going to give a bigger older opponent all day to psyche himself up to kick your ass. If you were going to fight the time to do it was when he shot his mouth off. That way even if you lost you would have gotten respect.
At this point the best thing is to just let it go. If he tries to bring it up again ask him, what is your deal? Do you think I want to hear this? if he says no, say. So why are you telling me? Use verbal judo to put him on the spot. Maybe he’s hot for your girlfreind, or maybe he’s hot for you.
You won’t understand much of it, but pay close attention to the Jumping Spider move. The Twisting Turn and Finishing Touch are cool too.