Throw FAR Dan John!

[quote]Rockscar wrote:
I heard there is a new movie coming out called:

"Throw Dan John from the Brokeback Train.

It stars Bastard, John and Rrjc.

The plot is basically that Bastard is torn between his young lover rrjc, and his newfound lust for Dan. His new feelings come from the affect of seeing John workout in a kilt, but John will have noting of it and chose a heterosexual lifestyle long ago.

Bastard is confused and must choose between rrjc and changing Dan.[/quote]

How poetic.

[quote]Danny John wrote:
ChLindsay…who are you?
Email me at:
dj84123@yahoo.com
[/quote]

Done!

good luck Dan John! I don’t have anything funny to say though…

[quote]chlindsay wrote:
Done![/quote]

your kilt SUCKS

Don’t hit yourself in the head with that thing! But in case you do, make sure you’re wearing clean underwear for when they take you to the hospital.

This was the funniest thing I could think of. I can produce only one brilliant opus per week and I blew this week’s on the Testorone essay contest.

Good luck Dan.

My bad. I have a plaid thong underneath. Is that acceptable?

[quote]MikeTheBear wrote:
But in case you do, make sure you’re wearing clean underwear for when they take you to the hospital.
[/quote]

just what do you think they wear under a kilt?


WIN

[quote]chlindsay wrote:
I have a plaid thong underneath.[/quote]

captain’s log, stardate 2006August11, 1444 hours:

I … don’t believe you … (what are these fuzzy balls?) … but I think that should suffice … perhaps … ask Danny.

I would freak out too: I don’t like hairy balls near my face either.


Dan John
Dan John
Dan John
Dan John

[that’s a chant, now join in you morans!]

How many of those furry things do you think kurk fucked?

[quote]Rockscar wrote:
How many of those furry things do you think kurk fucked?[/quote]

every single one

[quote]BASTARD GU wrote:
bikemike wrote:
Is this true?

Go do good, Dan, whenever it is.

dude, are you not aware that repeat picture posting within the same thread is a T-Nation felon-e. it has been proven to raise estrogen levels and make you my bitch.

GO JOHN DAN!!!

woohooo[/quote]

I didn’t know that. I’m your bitch now. Thanks.

Go Dan, anyway.

THE.MOST.RANDOM.THREAD.EVER.

Good luck Danny boy!


woo Dan!


Needs scotch…

Dan best of luck next weekend and others.

? when and where in MT is this I arrive from Thailand next saturday the 18th at 11am in Missula hell would love to make it sunday if you all ares till throwing or a possible sat evening if im not dead beat tired from 30+ hours of flying.

Either way best of luck,

Phill

[quote]Devil0351Dog wrote:
WIN[/quote]

Hmm, french fries holder on one end, sex toy on the other … BRILLIANT!

[quote]Phill wrote:
when and where in MT is this[/quote]

http://www.usatf.org/events/2006/USAMastersWeightPentathlonChampionships/

somebody said they posted this information yesterday, but it never made it up

hopefull some of you guys can make it? NAAAATE … NAAATE GREEEEEN!

weight pentathlon events (info for noobs like me):
weight throw, discus, javelin, shot, hammer …

time, you can’t touch this!

rock on Danny John!