“On top of pissing all over you and vomiting on your forearm.”
True and it’s that cheesy kind of puke that eats your face off. Their piss was banned by the Geneva Convention for use in modern warfare. Infants are what were really killing all the colonists in the Alien saga.
Read an article once where some dipshit thought it would be funny to stick his pecker in the hole of a 45# plate(non olympic I suspect).Well he got all swole and it wouldn’t come off.Had to go to emergency to get it removed.
That’s what you get for curls in the squat rack.LOL.