Thoughts About Quitting Lifting

[quote]Its All U wrote:
imhungry wrote:
Its All U wrote:
duffyj2 wrote:
Hell of a New Year’s Resolution.

“I intend to be slower, fatter and lazier then I was last year”.

Yes, but more flexible. Perhaps self fellatio is his real unspoken goal.

I know it’s mine.

I can’t wait.

I tried for awhile until I finally realized that it was a counter productive goal. Because I would spend so much time doing it I wouldn’t have time to lift. I already spend to much time jerking off as it is. As a result I have a big muscle imbalance between my right and left forearms.

I tried switching off arms thinking it would be like getting some strange. But I didn’t have the necessary coordination.

Does anybody have any training tips for this. Then perhaps we would have a useful purpose for this thread.

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If you break your dominant arm, the sheer desperation will improve your coordination immensely.

I had a similar internal conflict years ago. Mine was between lifting and running. The correct answer was lifting.

[quote]belligerent wrote:
I had a similar internal conflict years ago. Mine was between lifting and running. The correct answer was lifting.[/quote]

Hmmm. The same goes for “lifting and doing taxes”, “lifting and cleaning the apartment”, “lifting and mowing my parents’ yard”, and my personal favorite, “lifting and doing a gay porno”.

I was reminded of PX’s point at the gym about an hour ago . two guys standing about 10 feet from me , discussing their fitness . I couldn’t hear everything , until one guy raised his voice a bit in order to proclaim the fact that “even once a week is good!”.

[quote]Professor X wrote:
belligerent wrote:
I had a similar internal conflict years ago. Mine was between lifting and running. The correct answer was lifting.

Hmmm. The same goes for “lifting and doing taxes”, “lifting and cleaning the apartment”, “lifting and mowing my parents’ yard”, and my personal favorite, “lifting and doing a gay porno”.[/quote]

Quoteworthy.