Things You’ve Always Wondered About

Take the filter out of the cigarette. Squeeze the top end of the filter and spin your fingers. Pull filter out. Light cigarette. Enjoy.

Don’t squeeze inhaling end too hard, just enough so spare tobacco does not enter your mouth. You wanna smoke these down to the last shred of paper.

Filterless cigs are more expensive.

Oh ok, cool. I usually don’t smoke cigarettes, just Black and Mild’s once in a while. Swishers if that’s what’s around, but I like the wood tip on Mild’s haha. My buddy bought a pipe and bag of tobacco this summer, and we tried that. Felt like any other tobacco object but there’s just something about holding a pipe that feels so classy lol. I like to imagine myself in a sports jacket, sitting in a leather chair in my office, with one of those green desk lamps, smoking a pipe by the fire. It’s a fantasy I guess you could say.

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Very true! I love black and milds as well - they’re also cheaper than cigs. I’m just gonna hand roll mine from now on — it’s easy, they’re healthier, and you save money by a factor of 10.

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I’ve never heard anyone else use this phrase/reference. I appreciate it.

I like this. I’m stealing it. Give it a year and I’ll have come up with it.

Shit I didn’t even know about Australia and Azerbaijan. Lol makes sense.What doesn’t make sense is why would any country want to be a part of that shit show.

Bruh stop. Stop trying to end your life it’s mad pathetic. I’d be sad if you were to go. Even though we’re behind a screen there’s I still hold a weird sentimental value in you. No homo.

No homo full homo

I, too, would like to cup his testicles but not in a gay way.

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How are there women (I guess men too) that are beautiful from just one angle then a train wreck from any other way you look at them? I noticed this today a few times.

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The rose-colored angle?

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Face down?

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Was a mirror involved?

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Some of those guys got mad!

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How else are they going to make sure everyone knows they are definitely not gay?

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Does anyone enjoy rock salt?

I like the pockets of saltiness but I always feel like I’m grinding my own tooth to dust

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rip out the one remaining tooth you have and get dentures

In elementary school when I was little during the winter. I would pick up rock salt from the sidewalk and suck on it.

That’s a different kind of salt buddy

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