[quote]MartyMonster wrote:
I’ve had to explain what a Blowjob was to the same girl. She asked. After ensuring there were plenty of witnesses to her saying “Yes she really didn’t know and wanted to know” I told her in some detail. Just to be fair I threw in a description of cunnilingus as well. She came back next day to say she told her husband about it and he wanted to know why anyone would want either.
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WTF
There really are people in the world like that?
Okay how old was she? [/quote]
About 30. An intelligent women as well. But she was just so sweet and innocent that you could catch diabetes from a conversation with her. Apparently her husband was not much better.
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Are they Amish?
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Not just NO WAY, No Fucking Way!
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Hey man you having a hard of time getting your head around this as I am? [/quote]
Dude, you only need to get your mouth around it. Not your whole head. [/quote]
Really Beans really.
This is serious stuff, we have adults in this world who have not performed basic foreplay AND they are married.
[quote]MartyMonster wrote:
I’ve had to explain what a Blowjob was to the same girl. She asked. After ensuring there were plenty of
witnesses to her saying “Yes she really didn’t know and wanted to know” I told her in some detail. Just to be fair I threw in a description of cunnilingus as well. She came back next day to say she told her husband about it and he wanted to know why anyone would want either.
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WTF
There really are people in the world like that?
Okay how old was she? [/quote]
About 30. An intelligent women as well. But she was just so sweet and innocent that you could catch diabetes from a conversation with her. Apparently her husband was not much better.
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Are they Amish?
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Not just NO WAY, No Fucking Way!
[/quote]
Hey man you having a hard of time getting your head around this as I am? [/quote]
Dude, you only need to get your mouth around it. Not your whole head. [/quote]
Really Beans really.
This is serious stuff, we have adults in this world who have not performed basic foreplay AND they are married. [/quote]
1- Beans, LMAO!
2- Derek, no fucking way. Even Amish Hermit shutins have at some time gone Crotch-Afro to Mouth. That chick was just wanting to hear a detailed play by play.
My wife thought the People’s Liberation Army of China single handedly defeated the Japanese in WW2, the Tianamen Massacre was nothing but a public debate and television footage of the massacre was staged by the Evil Americans. This is what they were taught in schools in China.
A former co-worker of mine believed that Pat Robertson, an 84 year-old Liberian gold mine investor, race horse owner, faith healer and televangelist, could leg press 2000 pounds when he was in his 70’s.
[quote]jasmincar wrote:
If I say black males all look alike, am I racist? Because for me they do.[/quote]
Perception.
I have the same issue with 25-35lb plates. Them fuckers have made me run across the gym more than once only to curse the weight stack gods.
[quote]jasmincar wrote:
If I say black males all look alike, am I racist? Because for me they do.[/quote]
Perception.
I have the same issue with 25-35lb plates. Them fuckers have made me run across the gym more than once only to curse the weight stack gods.[/quote]
Mine is Canadians. Its like children of the corn.
[quote]jasmincar wrote:
If I say black males all look alike, am I racist? Because for me they do.[/quote]
Perception.
I have the same issue with 25-35lb plates. Them fuckers have made me run across the gym more than once only to curse the weight stack gods.[/quote]
Mine is Canadians. Its like children of the corn. [/quote]
[quote]jasmincar wrote:
If I say black males all look alike, am I racist? Because for me they do.[/quote]
Perception.
I have the same issue with 25-35lb plates. Them fuckers have made me run across the gym more than once only to curse the weight stack gods.[/quote]
Mine is Canadians. Its like children of the corn. [/quote]
[quote]MartyMonster wrote:
I’ve had to explain what a Blowjob was to the same girl. She asked. After ensuring there were plenty of
witnesses to her saying “Yes she really didn’t know and wanted to know” I told her in some detail. Just to be fair I threw in a description of cunnilingus as well. She came back next day to say she told her husband about it and he wanted to know why anyone would want either.
[/quote]
WTF
There really are people in the world like that?
Okay how old was she? [/quote]
About 30. An intelligent women as well. But she was just so sweet and innocent that you could catch diabetes from a conversation with her. Apparently her husband was not much better.
[/quote]
Are they Amish?
[/quote]
Not just NO WAY, No Fucking Way!
[/quote]
Hey man you having a hard of time getting your head around this as I am? [/quote]
Dude, you only need to get your mouth around it. Not your whole head. [/quote]
Really Beans really.
This is serious stuff, we have adults in this world who have not performed basic foreplay AND they are married. [/quote]
1- Beans, LMAO!
2- Derek, no fucking way. Even Amish Hermit shutins have at some time gone Crotch-Afro to Mouth. That chick was just wanting to hear a detailed play by play.[/quote]
They were Chinese from HongKong and a recent immigrant to Oz. I assumed she and her hubby tried it, or something like it, but I just couldn’t bring myself to offer the tip, “Suck dear, Blow is just an expression.”
The way she described it, she heard the word being used on the train to work. Apparently a women in the carriage was offering a Blowjob for 30 bucks and seemed to be cross that no one accepted the offer.
[quote]jasmincar wrote:
If I say black males all look alike, am I racist? Because for me they do.[/quote]
Perception.
I have the same issue with 25-35lb plates. Them fuckers have made me run across the gym more than once only to curse the weight stack gods.[/quote]
Mine is Canadians. Its like children of the corn. [/quote]
Now when you say Canadians…
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White people[/quote]
[quote]BlueCollarTr8n wrote:
The girls in the office had to explaim what ZZ Top meant by ‘peal necklace’ to me a couple of years ago. [/quote]
A peal necklace is when you peal an orange (or grapefruit but I find them more difficult) in one continuous ribbon then wrap it around your neck. It’s good for repelling bugs in the summer.
Also in college in a Force in International Politics class…
Girl is giving a presentation on a former Soviet Bloc country she keeps pronouncing Gee-Or-Gee-Uh. We all set there confused until someone caught on and asked her if she meant Georgia.
I once dated a girl who did not know who Jimmy Hendrix was. Years later in college I talked With a guy who also did not know who Jimmy Hendrix was. I was baffled both times, but perhaps there is alot of folks out there who dont know who he was.
My first wife was clueless on any topic about science, history, or geography. She was very intelligent but just didn’t care to learn anything about those subjects.
She once asked me where the moon goes during the daytime.
[quote]Derek542 wrote:
This is serious stuff, we have adults in this world who have not performed basic foreplay AND they are married. [/quote]
My husband’s grandmother once talked to me about how disgusting she found “open mouthed kissing.” Lived almost 90 years and never French kissed.
Also had a college roommate who thought Mt. Rushmore was a natural phenomenon.
[quote]Derek542 wrote:
This is serious stuff, we have adults in this world who have not performed basic foreplay AND they are married. [/quote]
My husband’s grandmother once talked to me about how disgusting she found “open mouthed kissing.” Lived almost 90 years and never French kissed.
Also had a college roommate who thought Mt. Rushmore was a natural phenomenon. [/quote]
Snap 90 year old grandmothers get a pass. Just the thought kind of made me throw up in my mouth.
[quote]Derek542 wrote:
This is serious stuff, we have adults in this world who have not performed basic foreplay AND they are married. [/quote]
My husband’s grandmother once talked to me about how disgusting she found “open mouthed kissing.” Lived almost 90 years and never French kissed.
Also had a college roommate who thought Mt. Rushmore was a natural phenomenon. [/quote]
Snap 90 year old grandmothers get a pass. Just the thought kind of made me throw up in my mouth. [/quote]
sure you did.
bet you were thinking of the BJ she could give when she popped her teeth out!