I once walked into a pizza place to pick up an order and there was someone who wanted a side order of meatballs, a 1/2 dozen. The girl at the counter had no idea how many were in a 1/2 dozen. Someone had to explain what a dozen was to start out. “Like as in a box of eggs…”.
This was the place where we would walk in off the street, point to a completed order sitting on top of the pizza oven and say “I see my order is ready, that was fast.”. And they would give it to us, we just paid for it sight unseen. Never a disappointment.
[quote]beachguy498 wrote:
I once walked into a pizza place to pick up an order and there was someone who wanted a side order of meatballs, a 1/2 dozen. The girl at the counter had no idea how many were in a 1/2 dozen. Someone had to explain what a dozen was to start out. “Like as in a box of eggs…”.
This was the place where we would walk in off the street, point to a completed order sitting on top of the pizza oven and say “I see my order is ready, that was fast.”. And they would give it to us, we just paid for it sight unseen. Never a disappointment.
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Just think of the fun you could have had with the expressions ‘Metric Dozen’ or a ‘Bakers Dozen’
In June of 2008, I went to a party and met a woman who worked with my sister. This woman was 26. She mentioned something about how she was tired of everyone talking about the Democratic Presidential nominee being black, but no one ever mentioned that he was the first Italian candidate as well.
With a little digging, I discovered she thought his name was Rocco Bama.
An electrician who once worked for me was troubleshooting a broken piece of equipment and told me, “there’s no amps”. I was like, “no shit Sherlock - it’s not running, is there voltage?”. He replied, “It’s has volts, but there’s no amps! It’s not working because it doesn’t have any amps”. As if the lack of amps was the problem! Journeyman electrician making union wages. Needless to say, he got a pink slip that Friday.
[quote]angry chicken wrote:
An electrician who once worked for me was troubleshooting a broken piece of equipment and told me, “there’s no amps”. I was like, “no shit Sherlock - it’s not running, is there voltage?”. He replied, “It’s has volts, but there’s no amps! It’s not working because it doesn’t have any amps”. As if the lack of amps was the problem! Journeyman electrician making union wages. Needless to say, he got a pink slip that Friday.
Once we were sitting around after dinner with friends years back and the Kervorkian case was in the news.
We were discussing “euthanasia” in general and the pros and cons. One guy… his wife wasn’t the sharpest knife in the drawer is going off on a tangent about children in China… we realized she thought we were talking about “youth in asia”…
[quote]angry chicken wrote:
An electrician who once worked for me was troubleshooting a broken piece of equipment and told me, “there’s no amps”. I was like, “no shit Sherlock - it’s not running, is there voltage?”. He replied, “It’s has volts, but there’s no amps! It’s not working because it doesn’t have any amps”. As if the lack of amps was the problem! Journeyman electrician making union wages. Needless to say, he got a pink slip that Friday.
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No amps? Someone forgot to hook up the amps!
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on a contract out of town we had to promise to hire some locals. had a helper that I told to get me some light switches. he came back with a box full and said the guy in the tool room said be careful because they were “hot”. he was walking around like he was carrying a box of snakes.
the same guy and a buddy of his came in hung over and decided to take a nooner during lunch. they made up some real nice beds in the pink fiberglass for wall insulation. that was the last day he came to work. I told the boss I was picking out my own helper next.
I live in a small town in Nevada… It’s a small mormon town… You would not believe the ignorance I have heard throughout my 9 years here. Just yesterday I had a blog for school and the blog topic was could there ever be an atheist president. One girls response was, “Most of the Americas is either mormon or christian so there is zero possibility of there being an atheist president…” God I’m so glad I’m off to San Diego State in the fall…
[quote]MartyMonster wrote:
I’ve had to explain what a Blowjob was to the same girl. She asked. After ensuring there were plenty of witnesses to her saying “Yes she really didn’t know and wanted to know” I told her in some detail. Just to be fair I threw in a description of cunnilingus as well. She came back next day to say she told her husband about it and he wanted to know why anyone would want either.
[quote]MartyMonster wrote:
I’ve had to explain what a Blowjob was to the same girl. She asked. After ensuring there were plenty of witnesses to her saying “Yes she really didn’t know and wanted to know” I told her in some detail. Just to be fair I threw in a description of cunnilingus as well. She came back next day to say she told her husband about it and he wanted to know why anyone would want either.
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WTF
There really are people in the world like that?
Okay how old was she? [/quote]
Starts at 1 minute.
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Yea that sums it pretty nicely.
Fuck that was 1999 that feels like fucking yesterday.
FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKK Im getting old
[quote]MartyMonster wrote:
I’ve had to explain what a Blowjob was to the same girl. She asked. After ensuring there were plenty of witnesses to her saying “Yes she really didn’t know and wanted to know” I told her in some detail. Just to be fair I threw in a description of cunnilingus as well. She came back next day to say she told her husband about it and he wanted to know why anyone would want either.
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WTF
There really are people in the world like that?
Okay how old was she? [/quote]
About 30. An intelligent women as well. But she was just so sweet and innocent that you could catch diabetes from a conversation with her. Apparently her husband was not much better.
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Are they Amish?
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Amish love oral sex and fuckin’ and have great big cocks from jelqueing.
I met a girl in a bar and she agreed to take me home with her…we got in my car and I asked her where she lived. She replied Maryland.
I feel pretty sure a ‘thing’ you should know is when someone asks you where you live as they intend to go to your house you need to provide more than the state.
