Things That Make You Uncomfortable

It occurred to me on the way to work to wonder why.

The boner is only awkward if you don’t use it.

It feels like I’m wearing a backpack.

Overly polite people

I’m sorry about that.

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Don’t be … it’s my cross to bear

Hmm. Interesting.

Did I ever post about the mildly autistic client I had who didn’t want a girlfriend, though he was in his late 20’s? He couldn’t take the cuddling, which he described as “like having a giant cat laying all over you you.” Sort of traumatized me to think that I might feel like some sort of nightmarish cat to the people (person) upon whom I drape myself. It doesn’t really stop me, though. Some people like cats.

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My defence plan is to wait for period of time to make it seem like my reaction is not tied to the spooning then I either

  • roll onto my stomach
  • put her hand on my crotch (I sleep naked)
  • if I have one in me, fart

Usually this buys me up to a month of little spoon freedom.

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Why do you hate Canadians? That’s racist.

They’re mostly white so it’s okay.

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How much time you got?

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Take off, eh. Ya hoser.

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How long is a Justin Bieber song?

I will never understand those people…

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I love cats? What’s not to like :-)?

Have a good week everyone! Take care.

Laying people off, hands down the most awkward damn thing ever.

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Tell me about it. Though I assume being a doctor and telling people they have a terminal illness is worse.

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That’s very true, I’m in equity research so certainly not a doctor.

I’ll be doing this in 3 hours. I feel nothing.

‘Laying off’ is different than firing someone with cause. I have no problem with the latter.

But letting someone go because the market shifted or because management is running a place into the ground (no fault of the employee). That sucks.

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