Watching an individual do some interesting things while benching, he unracks the bar, does a rep, and then lowers one arm/side, presses it, lowers the other arm/side, presses it, then does a rep. So, a lot like doing a dumbbell bench with a single arm rep between each full rep, it makes me uncomfortable because he’s doing it with 225 and is putting those collars to the test. I’m not sure how I feel about it, but I think uncomfortable is the most accurate.
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Fixed.
It’s the Lorraina Bobbit of the animal kingdom
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Just the penis? That seems like eating just one french fry when you have access to an entire order.
He must have been peeing, I guess?
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I think the croc killed him and then the police found him penisless. That’s what I took from the story anyway.
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I feel the penis banditry aspects are being unfairly pinned on the crocodile.
Zoinks
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Something is missing from this story…
Pre-employment drug screens. I know I’m going to pass, but until I actually pee in the cup and get the results it’s something I can’t get out of my mind.
Could say the same for the background checks.
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I once got stage fright and failed 2 times produce any urine, while being observed. They give you three opportunities. I went to my truck, grabbed a water bottle and filled that fucker up and drank it 8 times. One hour later, I walked back there and still couldn’t produce any urine. Finally, the lady said I had 30 seconds before I was an automatic failure. I finally produced enough for a sample. Then, 20 minutes later, I couldn’t stop pissing… lasted all day.
Funny thing is, I had never used any drugs at that point. I literally just got stage fright.
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Haha man that’s brutal. I haven’t gotten stage fright since I discovered alcohol (for better or worse).
I had to piss at like 4:30 and figured I could hold it until I gave my sample any minute now. By 5 when I was leaving the office it was not an option so now I’m downing water to restore my bladder.
My doctor told me three things. Once you get to be fifty, you’ll appreciate it.
Never pass up the opportunity to make water (pee).
Never trust a fart.
Never ignore an erection - even if you’re alone.
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Just out of curiosity, this wasn’t a prison doctor was it?
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Lol, no.
My brother was an ER doc, his best friend is my dad’s GP.
It’s a strange relationship for sure.
Turned 50 last year! That’s a pretty good list. One of my biggest bummers is my wife’s complete lack of interest in morning sex. I HATE wasting all that morning wood.
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… being little spoon.
I hate it.
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I love snuggling my husband’s back when I can’t sleep. It’s so broad and warm and smooth. 90% of the time it drops me right back to sleep. He’s an absolute angel for letting me - if he woke me up in the middle of the night to ask me to roll over so he could snuggle any part of me, I’m pretty sure I’d go all rage-badger on him.
I like being the little spoon for awake snuggling, either post-sex or as we’re going to sleep - though the latter is difficult because the booty makes it hard for him to stay focused on sleep.
This.
Yep
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