Things That Make You Uncomfortable

This is kinda making me uncomfortable…
I have a new associate(?) that i have to interact with from time to time. she is married to a woman, and they have a child together, through in-vitro insemination. The child is about 4 now, and they are thinking of having another. BUT, the in-vitro is expensive, and she is older and there are no guarantees about success.
She is interested in a cheaper option. I mention the turkey-baster option that some singer did a few years ago. she said that it was a great idea, she just needed access to an unlimited supply of sperm.
Then she made comments about me being a ginger, and that she’d love to have a ginger baby.

No. she hasnt made that question obvious…yet. but it’s coming (no pun intended).

so, yes - that is making me uncomfortable.

first world problems, right?

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Go forth and multiply.

It’s the first great commission, it isn’t optional. Get it done.

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The law is such they can stick you for child support. The only way around this is by going through a clinic.

Do clinics allow you to do this naturally, as god intended?

Edit: Biologically speaking, minus marriage intention, of course.

These are my questions as well.

and maybe, just maybe…it could work for all parties.

doesnt the world deserve to have at least one more of me?

srsly~

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The world needs it. And you owe it to the world.

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Don’t stick your dick in crazy.

“Unofficial” sperm donation = crazy.

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That couldn’t never happen to a nice guy like me tho~

amirite?

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No!

It will absolutely happen to a nice guy like you.

That’s exactly who bad things happen to.

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Worst case scenario, you give a little tap with your fist to the mother’s head and say “aayyyeee” and everything will be back to normal

Walked out a squat today, my left leg buckled as I walked out. Nothing major but enough to make me think. That first squat was uncomfortable haha

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I think my mother in law is slightly retarded…

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I’m quite certain mine is.

My wife and I are the only ones from either family that is not. It’s been reiterated at every holiday.

Sorta related… We’re having work done on our patio. The contractor, well his crew, laid the concrete and fucked up big time. He had to tear the whole thing out and start over (it’s probably 15’ x 40’). A loss of several grand at least.

Anyway, my father-in-law is cackling like a little girl at their misfortune. I’m like, what the fuck is wrong with you, dude…

We got whats called a hot load once putting in a driveway. The truck was late and when he did show up the drum was spinning full speed. Everybody knew it was going to be a disaster but we started pouring anyways. Half way through it started coming out in big chunks and setting before we could even get it floated.

Then it was time to break out the jack hammer. Crappy day all the way around.

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I bet. Not a job I’d want to do that’s for sure.

Well, there is their problem