Things That Make You Chuckle

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This is also highlighting American consumption. Many people buy shiny stuff on credit because they’re either too dumb to do the math or they actually think it’s important to impress people they barely know. When I see those memes, I think of this.

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That’s definitely true and I won’t argue with that. However other accurate memes would be “some people spend big because they have the means to do so” and “many rich people appear rich and they are.”

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https://www.instagram.com/p/B6fxPt5gmna/

I had a box of Froot Loops for dessert the other day.

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I feel so silly :joy::joy::joy:

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Q: What do you call an 8 day long blow job?

A: A Hanukkah Lewinski

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Q: What did the bee wear a yarmulke?

A: So it wouldn’t be mistaken for a WASP.

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I can’t stop watching Ricky Gervais murdering Hollywood at the Golden Globes.

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That dude gives zero fucks -

awesome~

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I just heard a comedian call Rose McGowan Metamucil for the right because her tweets bring them together. Fucking Lolz.

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Since my dad’s company got approved for going public, random media trolls have decided to engage in low level extortion by publishing negative press:
one such article had two main points

  1. The three founders are foreign
  2. They reported a loss of 20,000rmb(a little less than 2,000usd) in 2018 (net profit was over 30million)

Those idiots demanded 3million rmb :rofl:

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Finally, Rip is on the money

This is also a good way to deal with SS :stuck_out_tongue:

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https://www.instagram.com/p/B5uMFlcHp2-/

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That guy got rocked so hard he didn’t know where he was.

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https://www.instagram.com/p/B7RHAAQhvxF

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I just saw Eminem, fucking Eminem, is calling for gun control. This fucking guy, lol.

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He did a show with Elton John to support gay pride.

From his song “Criminal”:
My words are like a dagger with a jagged edge
That’ll stab you in the head
Whether you’re a fag or lez
Or the homosex, hermaph or a trans-a-vest
Pants or dress, hate fags?
The answer’s “yes”
Homophobic?
Nah, you’re just heterophobic
Starin at my jeans, watchin’ my genitals bulgin’
That’s my motherfuckin’ balls, you’d better let go of ‘em
They belong in my scrotum, you’ll never get hold of ‘em
“Hey, it’s me, Versace”
“Whoops, somebody shot me!”
"And I was just checkin’ the mail"
"Get it? Checkin’ the male?"
How many records you’re expectin’ to sell
After your second LP sends you directly to jail?
C’mon! Relax Guy, I like gay men
Right, Ken? Give me an amen
“Ayyy, men!”

So yeah, he’s been pulling shit like that for a longggggggg time, haha.

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Stumbled across this old gem on YT (@EmilyQ, is “Sexomnia” in the DSM
?)

Sexomnia | House M.D. - YouTube

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Hahaha, I have no idea and my DSM is at work.

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Lol, ya, I forgot about that one.