Now that’s a grandma- so much for “leftover family members” 
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My favorite part was when she dumped shampoo in the intruders eyes
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That’s just insult to injury. She did it so the other guys in lockup would be like “hey what’s that white goo all over your face?”
Sometimes to screw with my cat I’ll throw a slice of cheese flat on the floor just to watch her fight with it.
I also wonder if this can be used as a personality indicator for cats. Like the MMPI except it’s like the Wisconsin cat cheese personality test.
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I dunno if this should be in here or in the things that piss you off thread, but you’ve gotta love it when a guy who comes on complaining that deca has ruined his life, he’s had no libido and no erections for 18 months and is worried that life will never be the same again, and now he’s posting that he’s got erections again, is having sex again, and things are finally just starting to fix themselves in the past week. First post: he’ll never touch a steroid again. One of his latest posts: now that things are starting to fix themselves, he’s going to get on a test cycle to speed things up. Can you even imagine being that stupid?
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Yes. Luckily I developed a pretty rudimentary degree of impulse control at like, age 27.
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I’m the king of stupid impulsive decisions (or was, up until my early 20s), but whatever things you did, can you honestly tell me they’re akin to taking a drug that you know might kill your dick, then it does kill your dick, and then the dick gods resurrect your dick for 6 days, so you take more drugs that might kill your dick? I don’t consider all bad decisions to be equal.
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Not too far off actually, at least when it came to acute dick death. You’ve gotta draw the line somewhere, and for me, chronic dick death is a worthy line to draw.
Like TRT or a blast? One might be very wise in his situation. But if he’s going full out cycle again after only 6 days of functional plumbing. Whoo boy… nobody let him have a lighter and a gas can at the same time.
No, he had bloodwork and his levels are all higher than the middle of the given ranges. He’s fine. It was a cycle, just to put some extra juice in the engine. Seems like he dropped the idea now though.
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And then everything went all blurry?
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I was cleaning out my garage and found my old BB gun. Proceeded to shoot everything within hitting distance that went “dink!”.
Realized that neighbors may not be nearly as amused with all of that as I was.
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Careful, you’ll lose an eye.
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Listening to management trying to get technology to work is fucking priceless.
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This really belongs in things that make you shake your head. If this isn’t peak 2019…
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Did that guy in the comments section really pull out the non aggression principle (NAP)? Don’t initiate force there you criminal. Sexual battery though? He could probably plead down to misdemeanor simple assault if she really pushed it.
Sexual battery is a stretch. It has to be done with intent to arouse yourself or another. That’s just being ornery. Simple battery is physical contact done in a rude, angry, or insulting manner. Rude might fit but it’s weak.
Most sex toys don’t have built in batteries. If you find them and can release and capture the charge held within them, they are light as fuck so pressing that is highly unimpressive.
She should press the runner - that would be impressive.
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