https://www.infowars.com/burger-king-removes-ham-from-hamburger-to-avoid-offending-muslims/
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Good for the Imam haha ā¦ I was going to say, are muslims really that sensitive? I work with a muslim and heās a pretty chill dude ā¦ doesnāt care a lick what us infidels do or say
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To be fair to BK, there is (or at least shouldnāt be) any ham in āhamburgerā. /sarcasm
Where does this all stop?
I think I am started to get offended that everybody is so easily offended 
I think it is more like people being offended on behalf of others.
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You just have to watch the first 15 seconds or so for the chuckle:
add: @bulldog9899 I know you want oneā¦
A hoodie?
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Yes. Itās an anime hoodie. Arenāt you an anime fan?
All the anime fans were loving it because Martins wore it when he was at the Arnold last year.
Iām a casual fan of it and mostly of the older stuff. My youngest is the diehard fan.
Usmcās bosses bosses boss, āusmc, can you explain _____ module in our software to me tomorrow morning.ā
Usmc, āSuuuuuuuure, I can do thatā¦ (guess I better figure out how this module works in the next couple of hoursā¦)ā
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Iāve been asked by clueless managers to do the same type of thing.
Sure, I can become an expert and get capacity requirements planning up and running by myself in my office. Let me just pop the DVD in and use the install wizard.
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https://www.google.com/amp/s/myfox8.com/2019/09/14/woman-uses-hair-dryer-to-stop-speeders/amp/
Baumgartner said. āWe were talking about maybe something would slow the cars down. So we decided to put me in a chair and I guess use the hair dryer as a speed thing.ā
My department used to put an unused patrol car next to the highway with a mannequin in the driverās seat. It worked. 
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That is also proof that you canāt determine whatās in someoneās hand in a split second. Apply that to a shoot or no shoot scenario and it works the same way. The public just admitted that they thought a hair dryer was a radar gun. Itās too bad they donāt remember that sort of thing when an officer shoots someone who points a garden hose spigot at them like a gun.
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Skinny dude I lift with saw this add for Duluth, sends it over and says āI didnāt know you modeled for novel coversā.
Oof. Sting in any rebuke is the truth. At least I donāt have a mullet.
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Yeah, what is this? Like a side gig or something?
You look drunk. Were you drunk when you posed?
Also, nice bulk belly! Looking to put on some muscle, are you?
Somebody get me this womanās number, I want to know if these hair dryer speed things have an app for the Blockchain.
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Which begs the question, should a cop shoot without being SURE his/her life is in danger? Another topic for another thread though. This one is for the chuckles.
Like the woman I overheard this weekend asking why lake Tahoe was freshwater if it was a part of the Pacific ocean. Once told it was a lake, she asked if there were sharks. Smh.
I would have them fill in a form which assesses their anxiety levels followed by another form which assesses their level of confidence that they are going to die.
Once they have copied it in triplicate and had the subject sign the form and got supervisor approval then they can shoot.
Cops carry tablets nowadays, should be a quick process to get all the necessary signatures so they can begin firing.