Johnson?
Iām late to the party, but this is why we called them the Chair Force.
And we wear the title proudly
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Iāve had several people ask me if they should join the Marines, after finding out I was in and letting me know theyāre thinking about the military. I ALWAYS tell them to join the Air Force. Or Navy second, Coast Guard third, Army fourth, Marines last.
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Fuck that, I want everyone to suffer like we did.
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Thatās a real letter, not a fake; I remember stories about it 2-3 years ago.
If I recall, they let him retire, just ordered to re-write his letter. Iām candidly surprised he didnāt get demoted on release or a dishonorable discharge.
His regiment apparently had a lot of problems, and he had some legitimate beefs, but like it or not, the military is a top-down command, and this is not how you do things.
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That is comical, but that dude looks like he adopted the victim mentality.
You can play the victim or make the most of your situation.
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True to an extent. You can get stuck with a shitty command for years, though. I can see the frustration.
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Itās similar in law enforcement, but itās probably easier to move away from a bad supervisor. I can change days off, shifts, or bureaus every six months or so.
One thing is certain in life - weāre all going to get screwed over. How you handle it basically detetmines if youāre happy or a miserable SOB.
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Was told this week by an enthusiastic gym goer that he, āā¦is going to hit a 4:15 mile.ā Heās at about 6:30 (according to him) at the moment. This makes me chuckle because I donāt think he realizes what that speed actually isā¦ thatās DI and DII type times (this individual is not particularly athletic or a particularly efficient runner.) It wouldnāt be quite so funny if he wasnāt a walking gym douche stereotype, but since he is 
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Submitted without comment (note, do not want a PWI discussion - this just made me laugh):
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MAGA!!! Getting rid of stupid people one at a time.
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On line at the supermarket the other day. Two college-age girls were in front of me with their pile of random items on the conveyor belt.
One says, āOh my god, thereās nothing here that isnāt a carb. Thatās crazy.ā
The other points to one bag among their stuff and says, āThatās not a carb. I donāt know what it is, but itās not a carb.ā
She was pointing at a bag of baby carrots. I couldnāt stop myself from mumbling āItās a vegetableā, but they didnāt hear.
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Yeah, everyone needs some healthy cheetos every once in awhile, man!
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are you implying cheetos arenāt healthy?? dafuq world you live in? Fuckinā Dolphins fans ā¦ I tell ya
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The end of this clip made me laugh because it just comes out of nowhere then ends very abruptly
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