I was cleaning up the yard with my kiddo yesterday and got a big locust thorn in my thumb. I said to myself “Damn it! That sucks a big bag of dicks.”.
Kiddo right behind me: “You’re right daddy. That does suck a big bag of dicks!”.
He might not know what it means, but he repeated it perfectly!
I couldn’t stop laughing at that point if my life depended on it.
Wife knocks over the ironing board while we’re getting ready for church. It folded up kind of on it’s own and nearly crushed her foot. 3yo walks up (in his 3yo lisp): “bad Fucker!”
We had to have a talk about profanity and how we shouldn’t use it either. Lmao.
I once heard Pudz answer why the WSM competitors took steroids.
“If ‘world’s strongest man’ competitors didn’t take steroids they’d have to rename the contest.”
Hmmm, if the time comes, I’d choose Trial by Combat, if I was Thor.
This does remind me of an interview I saw with Phil Heath where a journalist asked him if he uses steroids.
After the murderous look passed, Phil says, with his arms looking more like another human than a normal limb, that bodybuilding is a drug tested sport and anyone testing positive would be stripped of winnings, endorsements, etc. Why would anyone risk taking steroids if that is what was on the line?
It was perhaps the best response to the steroid question I have heard.
Sport-specific training… um, that’s not how it works.
Wow! Not shy about the price either!
I’ve never really had trouble holding up my gun. I never thought I needed to hang weights from one while holding it in my shooting grip. But now that I’ve seen this… I must have been wrong all this time!!! Do they make one for a Remington 870 pump action shotgun too!?
Seems like a great way to start missing high by about 45 degrees.
This is old but someone just reposted it and it still gets me:
This quote from @anon50325502 made me chuckle hahaha
Juji’s cameltoe made me chuckle.
You don’t like a lil moose knuckle?
Not on a man. Or Caitlyn Jenner, for that matter.
…and people wonder how snake oil salesmen made a living…
A phrase comes to mind: “A fool and his money are soon parted” - I need to get into this holistic remedy stuff … I imagine the margins are hyooooge
I believe boys benefit from a bit of rough play. Before bedtime, my eldest likes to run around, wrestle, etc. I read him books before bed and that usually breaks out into a big of play fighting in between books.
In the past month, he has started doing this move where he stands on you, then jumps as high as he can and lands with elbows and knees. It’s quite a dick move really haha
Anyway, last night his mother wanted to do the night time routine. She is completely unaware of this in-reading time play fighting.
I decided to watch all this unfold through the baby-cam. He climbs up, his mother says “no, standing on mummy” completely oblivious as to what is about to come. Then bang, drops knees and elbows into her and then starts cackling. I laughed so hard, I had trouble breathing.
So we can be expecting a post from your wife in the Things that piss you off forum?
