You kill me. 
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. Laughter is the best medicine. 
It was either that machine of the tanning booth.
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Indeed.
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Abs on a skinny guy donāt count any more than tits on a fat chick.
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Got to agree on that one.
Blahahahaha!!!
Even if its not a issue for meā¦.its still funny.
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That one hit home.
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Went outside this morning to assess the weather while I drank coffee, and it was pleasantly warm (27Ā°F). Itās still totally dark out, but I can hear the snow plows, so I pulled up weather.com, which says snow expected. I tap the radar and this is what I get. As those of you who have snow know, itās blue on the radar. Made me laugh. Itās finally here; the Snowpocalypse!
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Wow. Well itās been nice knowing you Emily.
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Canadians chuckle at places where a bit of rain or snow shuts down the highways and makes everyone on the cul-de-sac stock up on potato chips and emergency toilet paper.
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Because they think the snow is just frozen Soy milk
Watch out where
The huskies go
And donāt you eat
That yellow snow
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A woman I went to middle school with was a fitness equipment model for a while.
To this day she is hands down one of the best looking women Iāve ever seen in real life. Just 
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