Things That Make You Chuckle

She Bop is on there but not Closer by Nine Inch Nails? I object to that list.

It was ā€˜85. Trent hadn’t had the chance yet.

However, I dug a little further and THERE’S Van Halen getting called perverts: justice is restored

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Life makes sense again. I can return to my day now. Thank you.

To be clear, they are perverts. Lol. I have that song on my lifting playlist and never paid attention to the level of innuendo in it before. I usually just enjoy the drum intro and sing the chorus.

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You are killing me …

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Ive been in a complete asshole mood as of late.

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Never would have guessed. :smirking_face:

If it makes you feel any better, you have been cracking me up.

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Completely unrelated side note. This might very well be my favorite word in the English language.

My least favorite is probably titties.

:laughing: that is so fucking strange

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I’m a weirdo. But I like the cunt word used the British way. Like you did with @alex_uk . A general insult for all genders. Lol. I also just like the way the word sounds. Titties just seems like such a white trash word to me. My husband laughs when people use it around me because it makes me cringe. Lol

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So I’m nodding along because I agree that UK cunt is okay (don’t like it or bitch as insults for females, preferring the gender-neutral ā€œassholeā€) (ā€œbitchā€ is a-ok for me in its gender-neutral sense, too, as synonymous with fool, e.g. ā€œbitch, you trippin,ā€ or as in weak, as in ā€œlittle bitchā€ or becoming someone’s bitch). Then I came to ā€œtitties,ā€ and was repulsed by it, but then started thinking about times I’ve heard it used, and don’t think I ever have in person. Thank God.

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I like the word Twat for general use. I said it one time in a group and one dude fell out of his chair laughing.

We discussed it later and determined that its the verbal equivalent of hitting somebody with a water balloon.
No a big one. Just one of those nice titty sized buggers.

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I don’t think I’ve ever been in a situation where someone (besides me) said the word titties around my wife. I’m trying to think about who in my life ever would.

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Lol. I have a friend who refers to her daughter as a twat waffle when she is being an asshole. Makes me laugh every single time. :rofl::rofl:

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My old drinkin buddy. He loved them. ā€œTittiesā€ was like his battle cry. When we were about to do battle with a case of beer he would lead the charge with it.

If we were going somewhere, they had to be there too. He even ran the mobile mamography mobile for a nearby county for a couple of years.

To say he was an enthusiast would be an understatement.

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One of my very best friends absolutely loves that word. She uses it all the time. To be clear, tits doesn’t bother me. Just titties. And now I have typed that word like 46 times. Lol

Oh, don’t get me wrong. I’m 100% a titty man. I love me all types of titties. There is no hesitation in me using the word. I just can’t figure out who would use it around my wife.

I do have mad respect for your friend going into a field he loves.

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This word is more fun when said with a hard a. Like cat.

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Like Squaaat. Anat. :rofl:

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