My 17 year old son just came into my room and asked me a question about shaving his face. I told him it might be better to ask his dad. He replied “Well, dad doesn’t shave his face.”
Yours truly, The Bearded Lady
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My mom gave these to me and said " I saw these and thought of you." Not entirely sure what to think of that.
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I couldn’t decide if I wanted to post this here or in “things that piss you off”
I REALLY don’t want to tell people how they should be charitable, but “satisfy your sweet tooth” to help raise money for an organization focused on supporting those with a malfunctioning pancreas is, at the very least, tone deaf.
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Good to see your team of sports scientists and nutritionists understands the value of hundred year old vinegar, private cow herds and speciality Karaoke bars.
Are they Karrions? I hear Karens like to complain…
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I love shoebills.
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I think this one wants to fight.
Like “enough speaking to the manager. I want to hurt more than feelings today.”.
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On a side by side, this is strikingly similar to my RBF. 
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To me he looks down for big fun. Not necessarily legal big fun, but…down for it.
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In fact, in a side-by-side, this may be exactly how I look after a long, distressing work week, when I suggest to the husband that we “make fun cocktails.”
After which, we might climb fences.
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Oh, he is. If I were to choose an avian wing man for a foray into some trouble, it would be him.
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I love the way you word things.
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Thanks!
I have a playful relationship with our language.
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Ruffle a few feathers?
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Are you referring to myself or our avian friend up there? 
I enjoy language. I love when people use it in interesting ways. And with interesting words.
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Yeah. I like to have fun with it. I really like guys like George Carlin (of course) and Victor Borge.
My favorite one liner is when the cashier asks “Is that everything?”
And I say “No, its just this (hand gesture to items)” or "No, that would be very expensive. 
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