Things That Make You Chuckle

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For some reason this has @anna_5588 vibes.

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I haven’t watched much South Park in recent years, but could to see Matt and Trey are still on point.

On the other hand, you kind of have to respect her dedication. I strongly believe that people who are morbidly obese like her have to put some serious effort into being fat fucks.

Homo sapiens sapiens isn’t built for daily consumption of the same amount of calories as a baby elephant - you don’t become the equivalent of a beached baby whale by accident.

If by serious effort you mean purposefully lazing around, I agree with you.

My biggest issue with it is the messaging she puts out to her millions of followers that obesity doesn’t have inherent problems associated with it.

I have been looking at the latest stats and the USA is getting insanely fat.

It takes a substantial effort to eat 10k calories in a day as these fat fucks tend to do. Lizzo is actually documenting her conscious efforts to get even fatter on social media (not for the squeamish)

Not just the US, but the entire developed world. Looking at my kids’ classmates - a girl who in my time (30 years ago) would be widely known as ā€œthe fat chickā€ and wear long dresses to hide her body shape nowadays wears shorts, tops and tight fitting pants. Not to mentioned they multiplied in number by a factor of at least 20.

It’s going to take me awhile to process that one.

On the one hand, I’m like… that’s it?

And on the other, that’s it?

And somewhere in between I’m like wtf.

A friend of mine sent it to me because they got inspired to write a horror movie based on him. I watched it, thought it must be satire. Then later I got curious. Nope, it’s a real thing.

Although the olive oil sold on his site is literally labeled ā€œSnake Oil.ā€

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And none in Goodwyn’s.

Nailed it.

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Commies and socialists are vermin… use for fertilizer

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Marx never personally denied himself the fruits of capitalism. So it’s actually pretty on brand.

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Celtics head coach:

…the silence after his answer ^^…

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Talk about a mic drop! Got to appreciate a man that has convictions.

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Many wont catch the irony on that …lol

EDIT: Never mind, I got it. Not sure what was happening on my end.

[quote=ā€œbulldog9899, post:5646, topic:240079, full:trueā€] Got to appreciate a man that has convictions.
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Is that why trump has so much support?

Sorry for getting political, it was just soft tossed out there