Who’s gonna tell 'em? 
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sometimes I wish I got a scammer message or two, just so I can troll and/or take my anger out on them 
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I get them on Facebook. There are tons of them that must patrol various special interest groups and whatnot for targets.
If I like or comment on a post from like Michael Duty (R810!) And then suddenly a beautiful 23 year old from University that works in Bank of Utah thinks I’m cute and starts liking random posts in my profile- I got a live one!
Then come the friend requests and messenger invites, and the fun begins!
A while back I had the same African hit my profile like 3 separate times without knowing it until I reminded him/her.
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We could start a group chat. Here’s a fresh one.
Clearly this is a hot, buxom young woman interested in a 50+ man with a dad bod, wife & son.
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We know how this will end up, don’t we? An honest invite for taco dinner. Obviously, she wants money for gas, in order to come and see you. Then you reply that “she’ll get gas from the tacos”! 
I told you you’re a pro!
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There is a little bit of pre-planning and controlling the pace, and some emotional push/pull about who’s on who’s line, etc.
Magic words:
“Not that married”
“Can you keep a secret?”
“I need a favor”
And of course Crypto, Bitcoins, etc.
Those are great for pulling them in.
My main character plots are:
I killed (my wife, someone else).
I’m stupid/ugly and nobody loves me.
Lets commit a felony.
Edit: Forgot the best one- Show me your butthole.
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Please tell me/us for how long you have these matters ongoing? Is it a matter of hours - or days/weeks?
I like to lead them around for about 3 days. Some will tolerate an incredible amount of abuse. Most of the ones Ive done lately are ridiculously bad. Like magnitudes worse than the one above.
Others cut & run relatively quickly, like hours.
When they tap out and block me, its a win!
I also like to dial in on their timezone and message them like I’m lonely at times they’re most likely sleeping.
Gives me good position to act mad and go a little bit ballistic.
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Id stick around to see your butthole
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I doubt its anything special. They’re like opinions. Everybody has one!
So you dont have it bleached?
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No, but I’ve been shaved by a very gentle nurse a few times.
He was very careful!
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Oh, the stories it could tell.
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The football bully in high school who married the cheerleader. The football bully from high school who ended up at the church I attended and bullied people there. (At church?). The football bully in high school, who’s wife by 30 was wearing at moo moo (or whatever they are called). Me at 30, my wife was wearing a rattle snake print Brazilian cut bikini. At 32, after twins, she was the talk of our dining table on our funship cruise. Due to her neon orange Brazilian cut bikini.
It is good to chuckle when the universe hands you irony.
Wait, isn’t that the porn actress Dillon Harper? The guy isn’t really putting that much effort into the scam, is he?
You can’t spell subtext without buttsex.
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