Cuz āSausage & Krautā just isnāt very metal.
Honestly, Iām impressed. Goose sized bear is pretty bad assed.
For the record, I figured it was always clear that a goose sized bear is a much bigger threat than a bear sized goose.
I knew they were toothy and had claws. Had no idea they intuitively work the sprawl and side angles.
Did you see how he got low an basically worked a quadruple leg takedown? That was tough!
Have you ever encountered a goose? Those MFers are mean AF.
Now pose with it and post a pic.
Unless youāre not worthy.
Worthy!
Their necks are weak.
Ask me how I know.
How do you know?
They are tough bastards in general though, the neck is their Achilles heel. When I was in high school my two best buddies took down a goose so they could cook it and eat it. Two arrows didnāt kill it. They had to ring itās neck. It was a stupid thing to do IMO, and they said it tasted terrible.
I would be much more worried about a bear sized goose compared to goose size bear. We would have lots of human casualties if we had geese the size of bears. I have been attacked twice by geese, never been attacked by a bear. Iād probably be dead if geese were that big. If they were that large, the neck wouldnāt be so weak either.
Whats the weight?
70lbs
Can you spin it and flyā¦just kidding, donāt try it
That is cool though
Was hoping for something elseā¦ 
Youāre not wrong.
What IS wrong is this ladies unhealthy relationship with that bird. But thats a whole other thread.
Reminds of this guy. - One with the bears until they ate him and his girlfriend.
Tragic yet funny in the āRomeo and Julietā sort of way (which is a satirical comedy misclassified as a tragedy).
This is a fantastic point that needs to be emphasized. Why do we assume that any of that was meant to be taken seriously?