They are both for people that like getting fucked.
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both taste like rubber too. So i have been told … 
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tofu can be made to be quite delicious. There are also a lot of types of tofu. The caveat is that it takes a lot of unhealthy modification to be palatable
I have heard of the one process that makes it taste really good.
You feed it to a cow…
My dad was a pretty good cook. Enough to be locally well known anyways. So it was like, the late 70’s and people were eating puffed rice cakes and tofu to be healthy or something, and the old man decided to give it a shot.
There was literally nothing that could be done to make it good. Nothing.
This is coming from a kid that used to watch cartoons while munching on meow mix.
Nothing.
My in-laws are Vietnamese. They bring me food from the Buddhist “temple”. It is some of the best stuff I’ve ever eaten. They didn’t even tell me it was tofu for the longest time.
The real funny is in the description.
You would be in great shape if your body could run like your mouth. 
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That is fricking awesome!!!
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You limit your poor choices to the weekend? You are a beacon of willpower 
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People that think government actually cares about their wellbeing.
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Does anyone know how I can link instagram videos on here?
I have three videos I want to put up.
One is a meme where the title of the video says “a kangaroo has 5000 grams of protein”
Then the caption switches to “me” and it’s a video of Rich Paina saying
“All fucken riiighhht… it’s four fuckenn thirty AM and here we are in Australlliaaa”
And another one of a ‘deadlift form correction device’ where this girl is lifting heavy furnature, she stands up… a ladder smacks her and she goes flying.
There’s a third contendor/meme consisting of the ultimate ab exercise… asian guy goes onto a money bar and does situps so hard his entire body audibly smacks against the monkey bars.
If anyone can help me or find the video links to put on here i’d greatly appreciate it. I feel these fine videos should be watched by all
What goes in hard and dry, but comes out soft and wet?
Chewing-Gum!
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