What do a Rubik’s Cube and a penis have in common? The more you play with it, the harder it gets.
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Okay, the headline here got me.
To be fair, that headline isn’t clickbait. It seems to accurately summarize the main point of the article.
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I am now literally looking at people that are serious about this kind of insanity and simply rudely and firmly saying, “Shut the fuck up”.
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More like BONER’S HOLES should be the proper name
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No. Nope. Nada. Nyet. Nein. Nuh-uh.
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People that think I won’t be aggressive and loud with them for saying or doing disrespectful things to me or those around me.
I find them hilarious when I see the shocked looks on their faces.
Bitch, I am a redneck rough low town dweller at heart. If my life had gone a different path, I would be uppercutting you right now.
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I thought you were going to say. They can both be done in 3.1 seconds.
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Text conversation from this afternoon:
My wife: “Sprouts has $5 sushi every Wednesday.”
Me: “Say it again, but slower and whisper it in my ear.”
Wife: …
Me: “and call me ‘Daddy’”.
Aaand this is why we can’t go to couples therapy. I made myself chuckle.
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Wednesday is also hump day. That was the appropriate mood to set.
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I had missed this point entirely.
Is it too far to wrap my dick in a sheet of Nori, surround it with sushit on a platter, and send a dick pic to the wife?
Don’t sext and Nandrolone kids, it’ll get you kicked out of Sprouts.
For a dick pic, that sounds reasonably tasteful.
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DO NOT use wasabi for this.
“So I’ve been told…”
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If anyone wanted another reason to avoid running
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“If I wanted to get big, why would I see a shrink?” - Can’t argue with that logic
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What do tofu and a dildo have in common? They are both meat substitutes.
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