Things That Make You Chuckle

That’s awesome.

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How is she gonna name her dog Kevin, but not Dug?

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Squirrel!

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Burn “resistant”, not proof

:man_facepalming:

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ANIMAL KINGDOM :lion: (@animal.angry) • Instagram photos and videos

Source: a diagnosed schizophrenic and Gnostic on Twitter claims to have found this in a college bathroom. Which one of y’all has been putting these up?

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Can’t just say “It weighs about 1000 lbs.”.

It has to weigh something wierd, like as much as a manatee.

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Maybe they just knew their readers and knew to translate it into units they would better understand.

They knew their audience?

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It’s Texas shouldn’t it read something like “XXXX .556 Nato Rounds”?

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Fuckin’ A. The meteor hit with the force of seven kegs?

Putting it in those terms really drives home the awe and wonder of mother nature.

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Seven full kegs. You don’t see those every day!

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My local news covered this story too, but no mention of the keg forces involved. How am I supposed to know what 8 tons of TNT is?

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That’s super dense, though. A lot of strongman natural stones are around that size and no where near 7 kegs of beer.

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Or you could use the metric system like normal people, not French livres, body parts nor drinking vessels.

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Americans know metric system conversions. We just think it is silly to say that a meteor weighs 0.007 kilokegs.

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Yeah!

Using the one that just hit as the standard, college kids can now have parties with like 3 or 5 1/14 meteors of beer.

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