“After a while, people start to look like their pets”
Gary Busey
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Definitely made me chuckle. I’m sure you would have just walked up and taken the screwdriver from him as he was trying to put it in that cop’s neck. Maybe asked him nicely to hand it to you.
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Yes I would have, I’m built different
Cyclone I saw your doppelgänger at the gym this morning. That dude was huge.
Breaking news: magic mushrooms discovered in the African Savannah
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Those will make one more than chuckle!
Anybody that has ever gotten the giggles while tripping know what I mean.
These do sound interesting:
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Screwdrivers are a very deadly weapon and used quite often to inflict serious injury and death.
More people are killed with screwdrivers per year in the US than with rifles.
He got what he deserved.
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I am the government, and I am here to help.
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???
what has the world come to. How stupid do you have to be to attempt to rob a fully armed class… with a screwdriver no less…
dafuq
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I guess he had a couple screws loose.
(Ah crap baskets I’m a hypocrite now)
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First off, there is never a time this is said in which they person saying it - looks smart.
Second off, here’s why:
Thirdly, no the fuck you wouldn’t have, because:
^The age requirement you approved of was minimum 21 years old to obtain a firearm. How old are you again? *looks at your training log title*
Go ahead, risk your life to save someone who is threatening the life of another person.
You post ignorant shit like this all the time and bail before you have to support your arguments. Is this going to be another one of those times?
IDC if you have differing opinions, just try being critical of your opinions before vomitting them out like every other brainwashed zoomer mouthpiece.
My buddy’s father is/was a Navy SeAL and also a surgeon (cool guy).
Anyway, one time he was walking into work or something and this kid tried to rob him at knifepoint. Not being immediatly armed (or able to access a weapon) a tussle ensued and he broke the kids arm, and the kid ran off.
a couple hours later he sees the SAME kid in the ER, for… a broken arm. long story short, the kid’s mom confront’s my buddy’s dad with something like
“what’s he going to do for work now that he can’t use his arm anymore!?”
to which he replied, “he can just hold the knife in his other hand”.
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You take me way too seriously Andrew, that’s okay though. I am behind a screen so you wouldn’t be able to judge, I should probably take note of that lmao.
He is lucky the seal didn’t end him with his own knife in about .5 seconds.
I roll regularly with a longtime friend who is a seal.
Now @Andrewgen_Receptors seals ARE built different. I have 3 of them in my close circle - one is was a seal sniper.
Dude shoots tops off of water bottles at 1000+ yards like it is nothing. He can pick up any weapon and after a mag or two is dead accurate with it at distances that make me jealous.
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Nah man, I’ve watched enough Bruce Lee movies to know how to fight just like them.
I could’ve disarmed that dude with the screwdriver no sweat.
(this entire post is satire).
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I have watched all the DBZ movies and I still can’t do a Kamehameha.
And I really try.
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Want to get together this weekend and try the Fusion-Ha we’ve tried like a million times? I’ve been practicing all week, I really think we got it this time
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I am curious to see which fusion we get as in who is the dominant side of the fusion.
Andrarc or Mardrew.
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I think @Andrewgen_Receptors should be Vegeta because instead of saiyan pride he has republican pride so this makes Marc (@Bauber) a Goku.
So Andrarc is vegito
and Mardrew is gogeta
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