A crew shuttle for ASS.
I am intrigued.
Who knew the local brothel had a carpool program?
Going green matters people!
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I think the text under the ASS says ā[something] security services GMBH.ā I suspect that this is not unintentional, although the GMBH implies that it is based in Germany or Austria, I think.
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Stolen from a facebook page:
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Hang on to what youāve got I guess
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I will NEVER loan out one of mine. 
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I wouldnāt want to know what that vanās tailpipe looks likeā¦
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One of the best copy pastas out there ā¦ keep it alive brother
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Just a guess.In the heart of man lies many things. The drive to control the elements, to create, to advance technologyā¦
ā¦to draw pee-pees on steel.
Edit: not my work. Got this from an FB page.
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Does anyone elseās area Wal-Mart have a cursed pole in the parking lot? It just keeps getting hit, over and over again. Same pole, usually at least once per month. Dozens of collisions in the last few years. It has been a local legend for some time.
Follow the pole on instagram.
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Iāve got a rock outside the QDoba here that gets hit with some frequency. I donāt even understand how one gets on top of a rock thatās probably at least two feet tall, and set on the curb making it several inches taller, without going really fast, but it happens. I think thereās a FB page that updates the town with pictures of when it does occur.
Local oddities like this are what makes life good.
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Yep!
One of the funniest wrecks Iāve ever seen was into it. Guy in a truck turn into the parking lot, stomps the gas and just blasted right into it. Looked like a superhero punched his truck in the face!
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You have a morbid sense of humor
I guess I do too because that is quite funny.
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Iāll show you funny
Nobody:
The Great Bauber:
In all seriousness though, I wish they didnāt take that guyās life. All he had was a screwdriver.
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Stay off the opiates kids
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