I prefer my women like I like my protein shakes.
Without a dick.
I prefer my women like I like my protein shakes.
Without a dick.
Didnāt you get the memo? Everyone is beautiful, and youāre a horrible person if your eyes tell you differently.
Apart from Trump, heās fair game. I mean, just look at the orange clown.
Have you read āA Brave New World?ā Because frankly it is absolutely hilarious that anyone would name a drug soma, and not in an Amy Schumer type of way. Mostly itās just hilarious as the namer of that drug has clearly either never read āA Brave New World,ā didnāt understand āA Brave New World,ā or else assumed it would be hilarious to get people to take a drug that is called soma and laugh at them behind their backs.
Actually, to check the gender, you have to look under the bush.
Is this too dark for this thread: āHow to Break Armā Becomes Top Google Trend as Russians Face Conscription (newsweek.com)
Never! Draft dodgers are always funny to laugh at.
No, what commie cowards.
robot pinches a man in the balls - YouTube
When you expect that the joke is not that dumb and simple, but it actually is. And itās still hilarious every time.
In the name of the father, the son, and the swolley spirit, amen.
Since we donāt have a āThings that make you question humanityā thread (other than the economics education one)