Chief Non-Life Officer
???
@twojarslave so apparently more than 2 compaines have “chief Millenial officers”
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Chief Liaison of Virtue Signaling
This doesn’t surprise me at all. They were probably entitled to the job…
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I actually know someone with a position similar to that, he’s a really great guy and extremely important to the company.
Chief Public Affairs Communications & Strategy Officer
close enough
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Wait until your generation starts getting involved in the business world. I’m sure you guys will dream up all sorts of new jobs.
I suspect a lot of these are deliberately ironic job titles who do actual work because hipster millennials are now old enough to run stuff. As long as they’re a private company, make all of the wacky job titles you want!
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I here you. It’s the same thing at Northrop. We have a DE&I Vice President. Exclusively minority women in that role.
It’s weird to put focus on inclusion and feeling comfortable at work when you design/build killing machines for a living.
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VPN for the win.
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She must have really liked that song.
I can’t believe we live in a world where non-famous people get paid by watching famous people, and even less famous people watch them react to it.
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must… stay… focused… 
Good times… 
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I wish people would’ve followed those simply so I could have done my shopping faster, haha. I don’t think anyone in my town even noticed they existed.
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I regularly butt heads with our CAO, but I win 99% of the time.
She still hasn’t learned to not fuck with legal yet.
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But unless you are planning to go down every row, it almost never makes things faster. If I want to skip a single row, I can’t. I must either skip two rows or walk down the row I didn’t want to use just to get to the correct side of the next row.
To be fair, almost nobody thought that they would save lives. They were just a fairly painless thing to do in order to show that you were doing something. Like many CoVid measures, it’s a PR exercise.
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To be fair, only those of us that Believe All Science thought that. I still believe it would’ve saved lives, had people known how to read.
My three masks protect you, and your three masks protect me.
Basically, this Ukrainian man’s friends figured out that his girlfriend was a Russian spy because she was “way too hot for him.” That’s got to sting a bit.
‘Too hot’ Russian spy helps Ukrainians foil Moscow intelligence scheme (nypost.com)
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Take note Bond Villains - only use homely women for female sidekicks.
