I put it on speaker and let my 6 year old talk to them.
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I’m not really a meme guy, but every once in a while one gets to me. I can confidently eat anything cooked on a fire, even if it lands in the mud and you need to rinse it off with a little beer. Can you say the same?
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We had one of these at the bar I worked at during high school - I am surprised I didn’t catch TB or something from that thing.
I had to give scammer the cold shoulder for a little bit. Now we have a relationship. Gotta keep the pimp hand strong.
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I love (you) your work! 
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I am categorizing a list of C suite positions for a research project and have come across some funny ones @twojarslave
Chief Anything Officer
Chief Awesomeness officer
Chief Assortment officer
Chief Athens Plant Officer
Chief Cannabis Officer
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You’re missing a few I’ve worked with over the decades…
Chief Unaccountability Officer
Chief Excuse Officer
Chief Dive Bar Security Officer
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Chief Curation and Millennials Officer
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(that’s Shapiro’s tweet)
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In charge of what? Safe spaces and puppies?
I have no idea. It’s from a list. My task is to categorize them
Fancy pickles and high quality hair dyes.
Cheif Distribution Officer of Participation Trophies
“Participator in Chief” for short
HMFIP (Head Mother F_____ In Participation)
Head of The Responsibility Shifting Department
Responsibility Delegation Officer
Chief Inclusiveness Officer
Okay, I need to stop 
Chief Inclusion Officer
you aren’t far off…
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This (amazing) kid (world champion jiu jitsu artist) makes me chuckle:
Lol that’s funny
